Huaco Kid Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Uncle Steve (was a college football player, they were all football players), once picked my pencil-neck up by the collar, and busted the (cement) (the farmhouses all had cement walls, and ceilings) with my head. He was Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 And the ceiling was 9'. So, my leather-jacketed, head, went all up there. While all the drunk college people loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 The Brothers, there were four of them, beat me up on our wedding night. For good measure. (Dad probably ordered it) But I was used to it by then. A little pencil-neck hockey player can squirm himself out of most 4-college-football-player beatings. But not all of them. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Now that we're older, I just set their game-rooms on fire. It's kind of the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alabusa Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I figure in another 20 years I'll be as celibate as the pope.After 31 years of marriage, I am as active as ever. However, I am active alone 95% of the time. LolSent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PPQer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 11 hours ago, Walt Longmire said: I'd bet that sumbitch has beat off as much as anyone. Somebody is sneaking something in for him. Organizations like that always seem to have sexual deviancy at the core. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, PPQer said: Somebody is sneaking something in for him. Organizations like that always seem to have sexual deviancy at the core. Like in the Cheech and Chong skit? "She must have big tits." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 12 hours ago, minervadoe said: There ought to be a mixed drink with the Pope mentioned in its name. Maybe we could call it, "The Pope's Nose". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M&P15T Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 If someone sends you a link to an article about social distancing, you need to stay the hell away from them. They're fuckin' crazy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Walt Longmire said: Like in the Cheech and Chong skit? "She must have big tits." 2 hours ago, janice6 said: Maybe we could call it, "The Pope's Nose". You guys are stealing my "A" material. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 No, seriously, those are two of my best jokes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 5 hours ago, M&P15T said: If someone sends you a link to an article about social distancing, you need to stay the hell away from them. They're fuckin' crazy!!! i sent everyone i know the link, see if they all feel the same way.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 20 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: They could both kill you. Right now. My wife is Polish and German. She may know of "camps". I make damn sure to treat her right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 I would get nervous is she wants you too far away...……………… Suspicious minds...……. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 Is she sending you a message? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/14/2020 at 12:24 AM, Huaco Kid said: FIL was Irish. MIL was German. My wife is dangerous. But is she as smart as Tom Hagen? Counselor to the Corleon family, talking to Woltz about a movie. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/13/2020 at 8:41 PM, janice6 said: The objective is to limit the spikes in new cases and spread them out over time so the public has little idea of what's going on. And maybe more to the point, spread the load to a manageable level at the hospitals and other care providing facilities. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Send her up here. The cold weather defeats that bad bug. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted March 16, 2020 Author Share Posted March 16, 2020 On 3/14/2020 at 7:17 PM, janice6 said: I would get nervous is she wants you too far away...……………… Suspicious minds...……. Oh no, I asked her to send the link to me so that I could share it with you guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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