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The reason that bigfoots -- bigfeets? have never been photographed is that they know that the moment people find out that they're real, the hippie socialist government will declare them an endangered species, appropriate funds, declare a program, hire 500 bureaucrats and 27 lawyers in order to help them

And they'll never have another day's peace.

 

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Just after the government program begins, several hippie charitable foundations will be funded by Chelsea Clinton, Ted Danson, The Duchess of Sussex and George Soros.

The purpose of said foundations is to raise money to lobby Congress to make bigfeets lives meaningful and demand reparations.

Bigfeets will be invited to appear on The View and with Rachel Maddow so they can tell their heartbreaking story of how mean and hateful white people have been to them.

There will be a  social media storm declaring that calling themselves Bigfoot is pejorative and they must stop using the term

Then the word Sasquatch will be banned because it appropriates Native America culture.

Yeti will also be banned, just because.

The charitable foundations will sponsor a social media contest to choose an appropriate, politically-correct name for the Bigfeets.

The winner will receive all all expenses paid weekend with Greta Thunberg on her sailboat and an invitation to be on The View..

Henceforth, the animals will only be allowed to refer to themselves as indigenous, hirsute, bipedal victims of white racism.

 

And you wonder why they hide.

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2 hours ago, tous said:

Just after the government program begins, several hippie charitable foundations will be funded by Chelsea Clinton, Ted Danson, The Duchess of Sussex and George Soros.

The purpose of said foundations is to raise money to lobby Congress to make bigfeets lives meaningful and demand reparations.

Bigfeets will be invited to appear on The View and with Rachel Maddow so they can tell their heartbreaking story of how mean and hateful white people have been to them.

There will be a  social media storm declaring that calling themselves Bigfoot is pejorative and they must stop using the term

Then the word Sasquatch will be banned because it appropriates Native America culture.

Yeti will also be banned, just because.

The charitable foundations will sponsor a social media contest to choose an appropriate, politically-correct name for the Bigfeets.

The winner will receive all all expenses paid weekend with Greta Thunberg on her sailboat and an invitation to be on The View..

Henceforth, the animals will only be allowed to refer to themselves as indigenous, hirsute, bipedal victims of white racism.

 

And you wonder why they hide.

If, however, the government recognizes them as actual original inhabitants of the USA, it will open up a hell of a bag of worms when Congress appropriates a good portion of the "original people's" land, and gives it to the Big Feets for their own!

It's possible that the American Indians might fight to take their land back and damn near decimate the Big Feets population.  (History repeats)

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on same topic ,  supposedly bigfoot has been spotted near  Troy  , nc   ,  in Uharrie forest ,  big huge nationa park . i got a buddy who owns alot of land ajoining it .  ive been planning for 2 years to go camping there and set up some cams  .  but he got sick and never got around to it but i will.  some guy had a flir system that apparently picked up images of bigfoot  at a pile of food  the guy was setting out . it was actually on our local news  about 3 years ago .  i keep  planning and stuff comes up .  

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