Administrators Eric Posted August 22, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 22, 2019 35 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: You're aware that you can call the Lunchables Hotline and they'll send you a replacement cracker, right? Yeah, but it will probably be one of those scratch-and-dent crackers. Not a nice, round, salty new one. That’s how they get you, man. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric said: Isn't it funny that you used denigrate and crackers in the same sentence and no racism was intended? that is funny right there! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 This is odd. I just discovered an extra cracker in my Lunchables. Does this mean that some poor galoot is missing one? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 23, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, tous said: This is odd. I just discovered an extra cracker in my Lunchables. Does this mean that some poor galoot is missing one? Don’t tease me, man. I’m still about one saltine away from snapping. You don’t mess with a man’s snack food. Or his car. Or his dog. Or family, I guess, but mostly his snack food. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish1309 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric said: Don’t tease me, man. I’m still about one saltine away from snapping. You don’t mess with a man’s snack food. Or his car. Or his dog. Or family, I guess, but mostly his snack food. Try Ruffles. They have ridges. Harder to snap. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 12 hours ago, tous said: This is odd. I just discovered an extra cracker in my Lunchables. Does this mean that some poor galoot is missing one? Don't publicize it! They'll make you send it back! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Bish1309 said: Try Ruffles. They have ridges. Harder to snap. And, they're stamped from Potato paste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 23, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 23, 2019 I'm embarrassed to say that about an hour ago I dropped some change on the floor. While I was looking under the desk for it, I found a cracker. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric said: I'm embarrassed to say that about an hour ago I dropped some change on the floor. While I was looking under the desk for it, I found a cracker. You're a better man for owning up to it... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 19 hours ago, Eric said: No one likes you. We had a meeting yesterday. There were beverages and a small cake. I wasn't invited. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 I'm a firm believer in the 24+ hour rule. Just blow on it first. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huski92 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 You should be outraged! Who does that to a man?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish1309 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: I'm a firm believer in the 24+ hour rule. Just blow on it first. I agree on the clearing method but 24 hours? Heck, does it still have some crispy to it? Good to go. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric said: I'm embarrassed to say that about an hour ago I dropped some change on the floor. While I was looking under the desk for it, I found a cracker. It'll be our secret! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bish1309 said: I agree on the clearing method but 24 hours? Heck, does it still have some crispy to it? Good to go. It's like Pizza. Three or four days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aomagrat Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 On 8/22/2019 at 12:49 PM, Historian said: Viva la revolution! I got screwed on Friday last week when i removed the plastic packaging on a can of smoked herring. The can was broken and the contents were fermenting in my hand and released a foul order that was on a Biblical magnitude. And when i say magnitude....a couple of us have been on scene when a hooker was found at low tide. We know stank smells. This....was beyond description. Quickly i wrapped the can in a plastic grocery bag and ran down the hold as if it was a found live munition ready to blow up. It was tossed from some distance into a nearby garbage can that became a very special can shortly there after. Six offices were evacuated and a new policy was mandated by management regarding canned fish. Not in the building. The policy was named after me and is the second time that's happened. So let's unite as lunch eaters! Your flawed packaging is shall not prevail! I got kicked out of the Gunner's office for using his microwave to heat up my clam linguine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 On 8/22/2019 at 12:34 PM, Eric said: I've occasionally eaten Lunchables snacks back as far as the nineties. I like the turkey and Swiss ones. Today, for the first time in twenty years, they shorted me a cracker. That last piece of cheese and turkey was just not the same without a cracker under it. I missed the salt the most. Now I am emotionally compromised. There may be lasting damage. I am considering suing them. Or maybe a nice boycott. I know! I'll suecott the bastards! They are going to pay dearly for that cracker! They messed with the wrong man. I know very tall people. So, who's with me? Let's spread the lunch meat mayhem! It's a slow day. Sue me. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenoF250 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 If lunchables screws you, the only reasonable course of action is to screw a lunchable. Now that's a salty cracker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 We could say that Eric's cheese slid off of his cracker, but as he had cheese and no cracker, we can't say that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Just now, tous said: We could say that Eric's cheese slid off of his cracker, but as he had cheese and no cracker, we can't say that. You could probably say that about most of us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 (edited) Perhaps, but few of us actually lose the cracker our cheese slid off of. NB I reckon that there are about two and a half more pages of comedy gold to be mined in this thread. Edited August 24, 2019 by tous 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 54 minutes ago, tous said: Perhaps, but few of us actually lose the cracker our cheese slid off of. NB I reckon that there are about two and a half more pages of comedy gold to be mined in this thread. Remember that old adage, laugh, and the world laughs at you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, janice6 said: Remember that old adage, laugh, and the world laughs at you. Lose your cracker and the world snickers behind their hands and exclaim, Bless his heart. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, tous said: Lose your cracker and the world snickers behind their hands and exclaim, Bless his heart. You old little Southerner!!!!! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 Where do you think Texas is? It's not next to Wisconsin. Although we are not southern, we're Texan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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