Lazy R Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Fast healing, man! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 21 hours ago, GlocknSpiehl said: I’m telling everyone the scar is from a fencing duel I fought... "The last thing I remember is these little octopus-people coming out of a glowing metal structure in the woods..." 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 27 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: "The last thing I remember is these little octopus-people coming out of a glowing metal structure in the woods..." Sooooo, seeing these type people is a bad thing????????? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramjet38 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 My good buddy that had his removed his scar looked like a very large ? mark. We were wondering if he was questiong if he found his brain. Great News! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 5 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: "The last thing I remember is these little octopus-people coming out of a glowing metal structure in the woods..." My rescue ship! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGW Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Best wishes for a fast, full recovery, OP. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 I'd be a nervous wreck about all this. I admire your calm manner in writing. Wishing you full and rapid recovery. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 12 hours ago, Walt Longmire said: Eat salmon. Not farmed salmon. It's brain food. Skip the middleman, eat brains. If you’re in NY or CA you’ll have to send out. so I guess in this case, “It was a tuma.” Mozel Tov on the successful surgery. If you go to a talented tattoo artist, they might be able to do something cool with the scar. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Great news! Thank you for the update and keep us posted on the recovery. May it be painless, quick, and full. They did a pretty decent job with the needle. That should heal up nice and be hidden with a minimum of hair growth. As others have said, keep vitamin E oil or A&D ointment on it. Avoid the KY jelly and don't let tous lick it. If you were married to Dric, you'd be living the life of Riley right now. Continued best wishes. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 You know, during that kind of surgery, the doctors will make you dance a jig by poking the right spots. They're allowed to have fun at work, too. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Too soon for a joke? I had brain surgery once. Woke up after only 30 minutes. Doctors said, We didn't find anything. I asked, So, it's not a toooomah? They said, No, we opened up your skull and didn't find a tumor. Or anything else. Head is empty. No brain. Here's our bill. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlocknSpiehl Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 I keep asking the wife if the new personality implant is working yet. She says she’s very disappointed.I’m rehabbing like crazy but frustrated at how weak I am and how tired I get. They told me food might taste “strange” for a while and they weren’t kidding. I was eating shish-kabob and all I could taste was pancakes with syrup.[emoji2957]Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 11 minutes ago, GlocknSpiehl said: I keep asking the wife if the new personality implant is working yet. She says she’s very disappointed. I’m rehabbing like crazy but frustrated at how weak I am and how tired I get. They told me food might taste “strange” for a while and they weren’t kidding. I was eating shish-kabob and all I could taste was pancakes with syrup. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk They cracked my mother's egg from ear to ear about a decade ago. She still can't smell or taste anything. (I think they broke her hearing too, 'cause she swears she doesn't fart anymore... even though she can make the dog yak.) Oddly enough, it cured her three pack of smokes a day habit. She hasn't had one since. Keep up the hard work during the rehab, it'll all pay off in the end. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 On 7/24/2019 at 11:01 AM, Walt Longmire said: Eat salmon. Not farmed salmon. It's brain food. No kidding. The oils in salmon are amazingly good for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 45 minutes ago, GlocknSpiehl said: I They told me food might taste “strange” for a while and they weren’t kidding. I was eating shish-kabob and all I could taste was pancakes with syrup. The mind is a very odd thing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huski92 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 Glad you are recovering well. And, chicks dig scars. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 21 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: You know, during that kind of surgery, the doctors will make you dance a jig by poking the right spots. They're allowed to have fun at work, too. Every doctor has their own music to play while you're out. One doc played very loud opera causing the nurses to wear ear plugs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, Paul53 said: Every doctor has their own music to play while you're out. One doc played very loud opera causing the nurses to wear ear plugs. Dr. Lecter? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 I've got wicked scars going across my chest from surgery. I tell everyone that Uma did it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: I've got wicked scars going across my chest from surgery. I tell everyone that Uma did it. Your scars. You're allowed to explain them away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 That one on my leg? Well, there we were at the Alamo, me and Davy, shoulder to shoulder.................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 28 minutes ago, Paul53 said: That one on my leg? Well, there we were at the Alamo, me and Davy, shoulder to shoulder.................... As every politician has said in his career, "would I lie to you...…………….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: I've got wicked scars going across my chest from surgery. I tell everyone that Uma did it. "It's not a Uma!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 48 minutes ago, KWalrad said: "It's not a Uma!" lol You're Billin' me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Glad to see that you are up and around. Let us know how those new Borg implants are working out. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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