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The Barber!

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .

The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.


The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,


'Your house!'

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1 hour ago, minderasr said:

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When I had a house out in Martha's Vineyard years ago, they did this all the time. Kept moving them around to catch tourists!

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15 hours ago, pipedreams said:

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Had one of those days in my past.  The weather was beautiful, sunny Summer morning, not a care in the world.  Drove into one of the company's parking lots, around the margin road, back out another lot and took care of some personal business then went home.  

It was a wonderful day.  The day that you make it your holiday is the best day.

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6 minutes ago, janice6 said:

Had one of those days in my past.  The weather was beautiful, sunny Summer morning, not a care in the world.  Drove into one of the company's parking lots, around the margin road, back out another lot and took care of some personal business then went home.  

It was a wonderful day.  The day that you make it your holiday is the best day.

Yeah, I drove into the parking garage, called in sick from my car, then drove home.

At the time I rationalized it by thinking at least I tried to show up for work.

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3 hours ago, Batesmotel said:

I got my CD. It wasn’t on the wrecked ship. It was in Great Britain.

Well maybe it was on a wrecked ship after all. 

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Mebbe is was downtown.

Or, somewhere else because she knows a place.

But, if it's near a subway, don't sleep in it.

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