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tous Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I propose a rather interesting and timely business proposal. Being that it seems that most people report being acutely stressed and spend their waking hours being angry at and hating people that they don't know, I propose Playing With Puppies. Rent a large space, cover the floor with washable mats, provide disposable coveralls, though I don't think that the young'uns dress nicely for the office anymore. Customer enters and -- puppies! Yes, they get to spend an hour or more playing with puppies. We'll need some mama dogs to watch the puppies. For those that want a less strenuous time, a comfortable couch and a mama dog curled up next to them will be available. Dog will work cheap: walkies, kibble, squeaky toys and the occasional tennis ball. The best part, the puppies don't care what sex you are, what gender you profess, your shade of skin, what god you pray to, which political philosophy you vehemently proclaim, what your favorite sports team is, what car you drive, how much money you make, whether you have been to college. Puppies are just happy that you're there and want to have fun. Imagine that. Forgetting all of the nonsense of life and being happy, having fun, maybe even laughing. With puppies.  Maybe the person leaves a little more decent, a bit more compassionate, a touch less self-centered -- like the puppies. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 1 hour ago, tous said: I propose a rather interesting and timely business proposal. Being that it seems that most people report being acutely stressed and spend their waking hours being angry at and hating people that they don't know, I propose Playing With Puppies. Rent a large space, cover the floor with washable mats, provide disposable coveralls, though I don't think that the young'uns dress nicely for the office anymore. Customer enters and -- puppies! Yes, they get to spend an hour or more playing with puppies. We'll need some mama dogs to watch the puppies. For those that want a less strenuous time, a comfortable couch and a mama dog curled up next to them will be available. Dog will work cheap: walkies, kibble, squeaky toys and the occasional tennis ball. The best part, the puppies don't care what sex you are, what gender you profess, your shade of skin, what god you pray to, which political philosophy you vehemently proclaim, what your favorite sports team is, what car you drive, how much money you make, whether you have been to college. Puppies are just happy that you're there and want to have fun. Imagine that. Forgetting all of the nonsense of life and being happy, having fun, maybe even laughing. With puppies.  Maybe the person leaves a little more decent, a bit more compassionate, a touch less self-centered -- like the puppies. Japan has cat cafes of basically the same concept. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 There's one in England, the Cosy Cat Cafe, as well. It looks like a place that features adult cats just lounging around. Kitties are fun, but not as fun as puppies. Huaco Kid is not allowed to play with puppies. He corrupts them and leads them into a life of minor crime, purloining Snausages and they can never be house-broken. Some have been known to pack M80s, but I think that's a myth. Puppies don't have pockets. Or matches.   2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pipedreams Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!" Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. "How do you know this, Sister?" "My Mother Superior told me so." "But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?" "Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself" "Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life" "How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!" "I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know." The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar. "Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?" The barman looks him in the eye and replies ...... "Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"........ Â Â 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pipedreams Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Reminder that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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railfancwb Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 1 hour ago, pipedreams said: That looks like FUN! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Chevrolet is an unincorporated community in Harlan County, Kentucky. A post office called Chevrolet was established in 1918, and remained in operation until 1992. The community was named after the Chevrolet Series 490, the first car seen on local roads. A 1935 newspaper account reported the town had 800 inhabitants, and about 60 cars, 30 of which were Chevrolets. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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