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15 hours ago, tous said:

I propose a rather interesting and timely business proposal.

Being that it seems that most people report being acutely stressed and
spend their waking hours being angry at and hating people that they
don't know, I propose Playing With Puppies.

Rent a large space, cover the floor with washable mats, provide
disposable coveralls, though I don't think that the young'uns dress
nicely for the office anymore.  Customer enters and -- puppies!

Yes, they get to spend an hour or more playing with puppies.

We'll need some mama dogs to watch the puppies.

For those that want a less strenuous time, a comfortable couch and a
mama dog curled up next to them will be available.

Dog will work cheap: walkies, kibble, squeaky toys and the occasional
tennis ball.

The best part, the puppies don't care what sex you are, what gender you
profess, your shade of skin, what god you pray to, which political
philosophy you vehemently proclaim, what your favorite sports team is,
what car you drive, how much money you make, whether you have been to
college.

Puppies are just happy that you're there and want to have fun.

Imagine that.

Forgetting all of the nonsense of life and being happy, having fun,
maybe even laughing.

With puppies.
 

Maybe the person leaves a little more decent, a bit more compassionate, a touch less self-centered -- like the puppies.

 

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19 hours ago, tous said:

I propose a rather interesting and timely business proposal.

Being that it seems that most people report being acutely stressed and
spend their waking hours being angry at and hating people that they
don't know, I propose Playing With Puppies.

Rent a large space, cover the floor with washable mats, provide
disposable coveralls, though I don't think that the young'uns dress
nicely for the office anymore.  Customer enters and -- puppies!

Yes, they get to spend an hour or more playing with puppies.

We'll need some mama dogs to watch the puppies.

For those that want a less strenuous time, a comfortable couch and a
mama dog curled up next to them will be available.

Dog will work cheap: walkies, kibble, squeaky toys and the occasional
tennis ball.

The best part, the puppies don't care what sex you are, what gender you
profess, your shade of skin, what god you pray to, which political
philosophy you vehemently proclaim, what your favorite sports team is,
what car you drive, how much money you make, whether you have been to
college.

Puppies are just happy that you're there and want to have fun.

Imagine that.

Forgetting all of the nonsense of life and being happy, having fun,
maybe even laughing.

With puppies.
 

Maybe the person leaves a little more decent, a bit more compassionate, a touch less self-centered -- like the puppies.

I would definitely go there after work, great idea

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