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railfancwb Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 5 hours ago, pipedreams said: Actually the final weakness was also Sampson’s first weakness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 11 minutes ago, railfancwb said: Actually the final weakness was also Sampson’s first weakness. What a great way to go. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pipedreams Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 This sign posted on a drinking fountain at my GP’s office. I asked if this was because of Covid, or if someone fell in and drowned? They were not amused, which made it all the more fun. Ever notice the most inconvenient and annoying **** always has a, “for your safety,” sign on it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pipedreams Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 "Fly Southwest" The little boy had been looking out of the window. He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother couldn't think of an answer. She told her son to ask the flight attendant. The boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The boy replied, "Yes, she did." "Well", said the flight attendant, "you tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pipedreams Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 BEST LITTLE JOHNNY JOKE EVER!!! Little Johnny meets Nancy Pelosi Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Tampa and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi . "That's what we would call great loss." The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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