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2 hours ago, Historian said:

Might happen to me tonight,fellas!  The wife is some kind of pissed!

I thought i was in for it.   It sounded like she was comin home like this!

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My son watched Zena, "The Warrior Princess" religiously.

I once told him that she could twist him into little pretzels!  He said, "Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!"

I worried about him for a while.

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1 minute ago, Historian said:

What...is this thing...you call...a smaller caliber? Color me...confused.

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caliber

  • n.
    The diameter of the inside of a round cylinder, such as a tube.
  • n.
    The diameter of the bore of a firearm, usually shown in hundredths or thousandths of an inch and expressed in writing or print in terms of a decimal fraction.
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2 minutes ago, janice6 said:

caliber

  • n.
    The diameter of the inside of a round cylinder, such as a tube.
  • n.
    The diameter of the bore of a firearm, usually shown in hundredths or thousandths of an inch and expressed in writing or print in terms of a decimal fraction.

All right.  I was a history major in college.  Not an engineer like you.

I do not understand: Why you would want smaller in caliber.

I have suffered ballistic myopia.   That is where your .45 looks too small for the situation.  You want an 88 cal.

Why do i want small when i want big? It's like...somethings on women.  They are better big.

Like...ahh...IQ....yeah...IQ...we will go with that.

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2 minutes ago, Historian said:

All right.  I was a history major in college.  Not an engineer like you.

I do not understand: Why you would want smaller in caliber.

I have suffered ballistic myopia.   That is where your .45 looks too small for the situation.  You want an 88 cal.

Why do i want small when i want big? It's like...somethings on women.  They are better big.

Like...ahh...IQ....yeah...IQ...we will go with that.

Sorry.  The energy expended by the round exceeded the mass of the shooter and accelerated his body.

Less energy in the round, less displacement of the shooter.  :xD:

It's like "Rocketry".

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1 minute ago, janice6 said:

Sorry.  The energy expended by the round exceeded the mass of the shooter and accelerated his body.

Less energy in the round, less displacement of the shooter.  :xD:

It's like "Rocketry".

Janice.  I have never...wanted smaller...IQ...or smaller caliber.

The acceleration of my desires is far grater than any mass.

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24 minutes ago, janice6 said:

My son watched Zena, "The Warrior Princess" religiously.

I once told him that she could twist him into little pretzels!  He said, "Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!"

I worried about him for a while.

I would not be.  

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11 hours ago, janice6 said:

My father chewed Plug Tobacco.  I just could never do it remembering the "overspray".

We will deal with this tomorrow when  i have coffee and are hung over.

And have not spent five minutes crafting a sentence.

 

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