Schmidt Meister Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share Posted March 20, 2022 When I'm trying to sleep but she keeps talking about her day ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share Posted March 20, 2022 What it's like when my wife gives me instructions for doing housework ... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DWARREN123 Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Anyone got hurt because they laugh while reading this thread? 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 Because people are so damn sensitive about abuse these days even when they know it's fully intended to be comedy or satire, I have to put this disclaimer on here. I do NOT advocate putting duct tape on your dishwasher, it is very hard to remove and those solvents used to remove it can destroy the finish. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 Kids say the darndest things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 Just because it pops in your mind and you saw it in the movies, doesn't mean it works in real life. THINK FIRST. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 Some of them aren't as helpless as they appear ... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 That might be a "bad sign." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DWARREN123 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 If anyone (guy) here thinks women are weaker when was the last time you gave birth! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 14 hours ago, DWARREN123 said: If anyone (guy) here thinks women are weaker when was the last time you gave birth! Guy asked a woman what it felt like to give birth. She said that he should grab his butthole and pull it up over his head and then he would have a general idea of what it felt like. Personally, I didn't know my wife was such a potty mouth, till I stood next to her in bed while she was going through contractions. My god! just the threats coming from her to me was enough to make me consider running for my life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted March 26, 2022 Author Share Posted March 26, 2022 On 3/25/2022 at 12:33 AM, DWARREN123 said: If anyone (guy) here thinks women are weaker when was the last time you gave birth! I'm thinking that women who come to this thread, so far, have an IQ high enough to recognize humor and satire and don't get bent out of shape by the JOKES presented here. I have never posted a joke or cartoon or meme with the intent to seriously minimize or insult women. Those who have no sense of humor, don't need to visit threads intended to make people laugh for a minute in a world beset with stupidity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 Was not trying to be mean just wondering. Women are some of the strongest people I know, and some are the craziest! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 On 3/24/2022 at 11:49 AM, Schmidt Meister said: An old old saying: A man chases a woman until she catches him. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted March 27, 2022 Author Share Posted March 27, 2022 6 hours ago, DWARREN123 said: Was not trying to be mean just wondering. Women are some of the strongest people I know, and some are the craziest! I didn't think you were, didn't mean to come off as snapping at you. I realize what you meant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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