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Was cleanin out the bookcase to give some books to the local Assisted Living place down the street and ran across the Urantia Book.  What's that you say?  It's a history of Planet Earth, written by extraterrestrials.  Yeah, I know...It was given to me so many years ago I can't even remember.  "Urantia" is the Galactic name for Planet Earth.  Like I said...I know, I know...

The book is just an amazing thing to look at in it's size alone.  The Printing on the onion skin thin pages is small too.  Anyhoo...I  skimmed a few pages of it years ago and thought..."Seriously...who would put so much time into writing a book like this??"  

Just wondering if any of ya have heard of it?  This is the one I've got.  I don't think I'll be taking it to the Facility!!:greensupergrin:   I'll keep it in my bookshelf as a weapon!!  Seriously, the thing must weigh 5 lbs. at least!!  There's also the Urantia Society.   Yeah...I know, I know... https://www.urantia.org/

I guess I'm done now...my wife just took my damned tinfoil hat!!!:anim_lol:

The Urantia Book | URANTIA, DIVINE COUNSELOR | Seventh Printing

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33 minutes ago, Swampfox762 said:

Was cleanin out the bookcase to give some books to the local Assisted Living place down the street and ran across the Urantia Book.  What's that you say?  It's a history of Planet Earth, written by extraterrestrials.  Yeah, I know...It was given to me so many years ago I can't even remember.  "Urantia" is the Galactic name for Planet Earth.  Like I said...I know, I know...

The book is just an amazing thing to look at in it's size alone.  The Printing on the onion skin thin pages is small too.  Anyhoo...I  skimmed a few pages of it years ago and thought..."Seriously...who would put so much time into writing a book like this??"  

Just wondering if any of ya have heard of it?  This is the one I've got.  I don't think I'll be taking it to the Facility!!:greensupergrin:   I'll keep it in my bookshelf as a weapon!!  Seriously, the thing must weigh 5 lbs. at least!!  There's also the Urantia Society.   Yeah...I know, I know... https://www.urantia.org/

I guess I'm done now...my wife just took my damned tinfoil hat!!!:anim_lol:

The Urantia Book | URANTIA, DIVINE COUNSELOR | Seventh Printing

You MUST put a plastic protector around that dust jacket! ;-))

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3 hours ago, gwalchmai said:

Go ahead my friend.  

 

53 minutes ago, crockett said:

Sounds like some liberal arts content. I stay clear.

My current read. Oddly enough, it doesn't tell me how to kill that damn mockingbird in my yard!

It's on the list of 100 books everyone should read.

 

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I had my "local" MB *******...soundin a little different tonight.  He was sittin on the photocell of my steetlight pole...bithcin at an Owl..sittin on the top of the pole.  I don't know how long Mocking birds live...but either a LONG time, or this bastards "Kids" have inherited his territory.  I been here 23 years, and I've had an ******* Mocking Bird...Living on MY property...all those years with me.  I like to think...
"Birds of a feather" and all that ****.

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11 minutes ago, Swampfox762 said:

Go ahead my friend.  

 

I had my "local" MB *******...soundin a little different tonight.  He was sittin on the photocell of my steetlight pole...bithcin at an Owl..sittin on the top of the pole.  I don't know how long Mocking birds live...but either a LONG time, or this bastards "Kids" have inherited his territory.  I been here 23 years, and I've had an ******* Mocking Bird...Living on MY property...all those years with me.  I like to think...
"Birds of a feather" and all that ****.

 

They are all assholes and Florida is full to the rim. They are Florida's state bird for a reason.

That being said, I have the same ******* coming back every year, breeding in my trees, and moving out for a few months.

One night he was sitting in a tree right next to my bed room and he started his retarded blaring show at 2 AM right when I tried to fall asleep. After an hour I was so pissed that I grabbed a flashlight and a ladder. Walked up to the tree, saw him sitting pretty low, put the ladder up, blinded him with the light, and grabbed for his skinny ******* neck. I misjudged a bit and he got away. Ever since he is sitting much higher in the trees.

I would have put him into a box and relocated his ass to Walt up in Alaska where the sun never shines! Via 15 day USPS parcel select!

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