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Whenever someone asks for my phone number, I always give (detroit area code) 313-867-5309. (feel free to use it)

Only one lady, about my age, in my whole life said, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you."

But she still wrote it down and took it.
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I skydived naked.

I f I was listening to Crue,  I don't know.  It all went out.

You don't want this.  The HOTTEST girl you ever saw...  are pretty ******* deformed in freefall.

I looked like a railroad spike,  with great biker-hair,  clutching for air.

If you can drag a drogue behind you,  you are a Man upmongst Men.

It's ******* cold up there.

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He said he was born with four extra incisors, which messed his mouth up.

Many people asked him why he didn't get his teeth fixed.

He said, through his whole life, it forced him to pronounce and enunciate very hard. Which made him a superior vocalist.

He didn't want to lose that.

Fixing his teeth might mess his singing.
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