willie-pete Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 or are you just happy to see me ? https://www.news-journalonline.com/news/20200217/florida-man-gets-naked-to-escape-deland-store-ribeyes-fall-out-of-his-pants " The store manager reported that Short was a regular shoplifter at the store and when other shoppers reported they saw him stuffing meat in his pants, the manager stopped him, investigators said. Short was taken to the hospital after it was discovered that a Taser prong struck him in the genitals, a report states. " Ouch, I wonder if he has the balls to do that again ? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 I had a snappy comment about meat in his pants. I once chased a shoplifter out of a store who had pork loins shoved down his pants. Then...i ready that the man's just had been pronged wrongly in the junk. Have...mercy... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share Posted February 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Historian said: I had a snappy comment about meat in his pants. I once chased a shoplifter out of a store who had pork loins shoved down his pants. Then...i ready that the man's just had been pronged wrongly in the junk. Have...mercy... Wrongly ? Maybe the Officer's aim was a bit off. Or maybe it was right on. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, willie-pete said: Wrongly ? Maybe the Officer's aim was a bit off. Or maybe it was right on. Well. I don't think my wife ever threw anything to me or at me that magically did not make a direct threat to my finest elements. You may be right. Still...violates the great testicular consciousness. That all knowing feeling men everywhere get when one of us...gets hit in the junk. Like when Spock suddenly knew thousands had died on some distant ship or planet. We men just know...someone has been hit...in the family jewels. Edited February 18, 2020 by Historian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 my Standard answer to that Question is: Why no, its not.... nut tased for shoplifting huh, Good thing they did`nt have a K9... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Just now, holyjohnson said: my Standard answer to that Question is: Why no, its not.... nut tased for shoplifting huh, Good thing they did`nt have a K9... Yeah. We has a suspect once try to hide under a bed. The dog was let lose...and it went right between his legs... The bed exploded from the floor....and our suspect almost ran into our arms. He was that close....to having that dog...make a direct hit....to the boys. I'm not even sure how to remove a Belgian malinois from someone's groin-a-cockus. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 31 minutes ago, Historian said: Well. I don't think my wife ever threw anything to me or at me that magically did not make a direct threat to my finest elements. You may be right. Still...violates the great testicular consciousness. That all knowing feeling men everywhere get when one of us...gets hit in the junk. Like when Spock suddenly knew thousands had died on some distant ship or planet. We men just know...someone has been hit...in the family jewels. It could be a constant threat to stay on the straight and narrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Historian said: Yeah. We has a suspect once try to hide under a bed. The dog was let lose...and it went right between his legs... The bed exploded from the floor....and our suspect almost ran into our arms. He was that close....to having that dog...make a direct hit....to the boys. I'm not even sure how to remove a Belgian malinois from someone's groin-a-cockus. I believe you wait till the dog gets tired of playing...…………….. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, janice6 said: I believe you wait till the dog gets tired of playing...…………….. "Sic Balls, Chopper." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, janice6 said: I believe you wait till the dog gets tired of playing...…………….. The suspect...did not give us that much time. It was the fastest surrender ever. He had inspiration. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 44 minutes ago, Historian said: The suspect...did not give us that much time. It was the fastest surrender ever. He had inspiration. Fixing to turn that prime rib into hamburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 i knew a dude back when billiards was really big in the 80ties late 80ties , there was dude who hung around pool hall like all the time , he wore big ass bell bottom pants and bungie corded steaks under the pants to his leg lol . he did it every weekend to have cook outs . then years later he got hit by a train . he is the only person ive ever known to personally get hit by a train 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 20 minutes ago, ASH said: then years later he got hit by a train . he is the only person ive ever known to personally get hit by a train Was it intentional? I worked a case once where the suicide started with the dearly departed ran directly at a giant freight train....middle finger raised high. There was no way on God's green earth that train was going to slow down much or stop. That...was some seriously (blank) repugnant (beep) as Jules once said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 4 hours ago, ASH said: then years later he got hit by a train . he is the only person ive ever known to personally get hit by a train Was the train okay? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 train ok , guy not so good . dunno if suicide or accident . he was alone . investigation was under impression accident . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 22 hours ago, tadbart said: Was the train okay? As long as the train gets to go home to the roundhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 44 minutes ago, ASH said: train ok , guy not so good . dunno if suicide or accident . he was alone . investigation was under impression accident . It's a bitch when a train sneaks up on you. Too bad they aren't noisy or had horns or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 1 hour ago, janice6 said: As long as the train gets to go home to the roundhouse. I actually caused a train wreck when I was a kid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted February 20, 2020 Author Share Posted February 20, 2020 Give it up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 56 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said: I actually caused a train wreck when I was a kid. I derailed one when I was little, but it was a little one hauling from the bottom of a gravel pit. They were pretty pissed though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 It's just a pork loin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Now I feel as if my youth was wasted and unfulfilled because I never derailed a train. The most I did was have one flatten a penny for me. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Mine didn't derail. I released the brakes on a bunch of box cars sitting on a siding. They started moving....real slow at first, then picked up speed. Rolled right through town. (logging Mill town) I booked away from the tracks and then ran down the sidewalk keeping track of the progress. The woods crews were just rolling back into town and here comes this unscheduled train. There was a lot of hollering and swearing. Crashed right into a speeder parked at the end of the siding. Lots of noise, busted ****. I hauled ass home and didn't tell anyone for years. I was 8 years old. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 It was an education, then, right? You were experimenting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 I don't know if there's a statute of limitations for causing train wrecks. Yeesh. Buncha delinquents. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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