Maser Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 (edited) Who ever thought it could be funny? Edited February 1, 2020 by Maser 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 Now I’m thirsty for some orange juice, thank you very much. I like The Minute Maid Country Blend, with lots of pulp. Now I’m REALLY thirsty for some orange juice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Nothing wrong with Orange juice that some Vodka couldn't fix. Stomach problems, so I have to drink low acid OJ. Getting hard to find in my local grocery store. Summer, I can go through 1/2 gallon a day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Thanks folks... Now I'm going to have to go out and buy some oranges to squeeze. My dad used to bring me big bags up from Florida that I would make and have fresh OJ every day during the winter. Now when I am at the Farm Market I'm going to have to buy oranges... Dave.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, janice6 said: Nothing wrong with Orange juice that some Vodka couldn't fix. Summer, I can go through 1/2 gallon a day. How much vodka is that a day? . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Dric902 said: How much vodka is that a day? . Same stomach problems, little Alcohol allowed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 minute ago, DrB said: Thanks folks... Now I'm going to have to go out and buy some oranges to squeeze. My dad used to bring me big bags up from Florida that I would make and have fresh OJ every day during the winter. Now when I am at the Farm Market I'm going to have to buy oranges... Dave.. I never had the patience to squeeze my own. I guess I could get a juicer. Adding a gadget to the process would make it much more interesting for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 Fresh squeezed OJ is so good during the cold Winter months. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Maser said: Fresh squeezed OJ is so good during the cold Winter months. I’ll have to give it a try. How many oranges does it take to yield a glass of juice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Eric said: I’ll have to give it a try. How many oranges does it take to yield a glass of juice? My wife gets those huge sacks of small oranges for squeezing. For me I use 3 of them for a small glass. Edited February 1, 2020 by Maser 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Maser said: My wife gets those huge sacks of small oranges for squeezing. For me I use 3 of them for a small glass. Cool. Thanks for the input, man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 28 minutes ago, janice6 said: Same stomach problems, little Alcohol allowed. For God's sake man...how do you exist? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 22 minutes ago, Maser said: Fresh squeezed OJ is so good during the cold Winter months. It is liquid sunshine. Try making it with blood oranges if you can. Simply stunning. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Historian said: For God's sake man...how do you exist? Sugar, Fat, and Salt. Lots of each...…...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, janice6 said: Sugar, Fat, and Salt. Lots of each...…...... Sounds like a mistress... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 (edited) Eric and I need a cigarette. Edited February 1, 2020 by Maser 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Historian said: Sounds like a mistress... If only! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 I've had enough Scotch. Time for a cigar. I hope to wake up with a tattoo I can't explain, in another state, with a woman who claims we married and and a perm. Maybe even....dare Monday it...a pomador. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 minute ago, janice6 said: If only! I've tried to explain to my wife that since I'm half French I should be allowed are part time mistress. She disagrees. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Historian said: I've tried to explain to my wife that since I'm half French I should be allowed are part time mistress. She disagrees. They never listen to reason!!!! Or, as my father used to say, "your eyes are bigger than your stomach". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, janice6 said: They never listen to reason!!!! Or, as my father used to say, "your eyes are bigger than your stomach". Oh, she's just selfish and wants to keep an excellence like me to herself. Can't let this manscape on the lose. I have to be contained! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 20 minutes ago, Maser said: Eric and I need a cigarette. Are you old enough to remember the Punk Rock Magician, from the 80’s? That hair reminds me of the wig he used to use in his act. “**** You! it’s magic!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric said: I never had the patience to squeeze my own. I guess I could get a juicer. Adding a gadget to the process would make it much more interesting for me. I have a juicer that goes on my food processor. Kinda like an automated had squeezer. Dave.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 I was born in 1989. Oddly a few days after my birth the Loma Prieta quake happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 between this and the Chaffle we got Breakfast taken care of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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