Administrators Eric Posted October 6, 2020 Administrators Share Posted October 6, 2020 BABES IN THE WOOD. Criminals in the stocks, or pillory. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 6, 2020 Administrators Share Posted October 6, 2020 BARKING IRONS. Pistols, from their explosion resembling the bow-wow or barking of a dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 6, 2020 Administrators Share Posted October 6, 2020 BOTHERED or BOTH-EARED. Talked to at both ears by different persons at the same time, confounded, confused. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 12 hours ago, tadbart said: Damn. Y'all old. I prefer the term aged. As in...matured in oak. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 7 hours ago, tous said: On further reflection, the gag I have deleted just wasn't that funny. You....just had...to go there...didn't yea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheygriz Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Grass widow (divorcee) Hot to trot A big old cup of whup-ass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) I had a five spot burning a hole in my pocket. At the watering hole i meet a doll who was more interested in bumping gums than anything else. She was nothing to blow your wig over. At first i thought she was one hep cat at first but she worked the floor like a cement mixer. No matter how fine that tomato was i had to put the kibosh on this scene and make tracks for a slug burger. No matter how well that canary perched she got no game. Got squat out of that scene but a big old glass of city juice. Edited October 6, 2020 by Historian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) That was when he broke out a Chicago typewriter and became the trigger man for the goons. Ratatat, just like that i tells yea. He wasn't the type to use a gat as a convincer. He used his rod for making Chicago overcoats and the coppers were all about putting him in the big house. He was one buzzer away from the klink and they was gonna make sure he wasn't going to bust out any time soon. Edited October 6, 2020 by Historian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 This sure is a swell thread! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted October 6, 2020 Author Share Posted October 6, 2020 "Swell". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 This one was popular in WWII: Girls would say to GI's: "Hey Joe, whatd'ya know?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26isbest Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 "Next time try putting the potato in the front." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 17 hours ago, Swampfox762 said: You need to write man. Start with an Internet Novel. that was the dialog from many "Sam Spade" novels! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 WWII made the phrase "Kilroy was here" a historic statement! My father's favorite was, "he would bitch if he was hung with a new rope". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 6, 2020 Administrators Share Posted October 6, 2020 19 minutes ago, janice6 said: WWII made the phrase "Kilroy was here" a historic statement! My father's favorite was, "he would bitch if he was hung with a new rope". Hanged. A man is hanged, although I suppose he could be both. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric said: Hanged. A man is hanged, although I suppose he could be both. My father was a Deputy Sheriff during prohibition and they liked the idea of "Hung". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 9 hours ago, Historian said: I prefer the term aged. As in...matured in oak. "Old folks and old Oaks, standing tall just pretend. I wish I was 18 again". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Cheese it, The cops. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Is that (drugs) pharmaceutical? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Far Out, Groovy Man 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted October 7, 2020 Author Share Posted October 7, 2020 I am SO Stoked dude!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 7, 2020 Administrators Share Posted October 7, 2020 Go see a man about a horse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted October 7, 2020 Author Share Posted October 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric said: Go see a man about a horse. GOT to go see a man about a horse. Way I heard it. "If it ain't broke don't fix it". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Pay my water bill, means go pee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted October 7, 2020 Author Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 minute ago, DWARREN123 said: Pay my water bill, means go pee. Cuze me...gotta bleed the lizard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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