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Students at a local college were assigned to read two books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton.

They were asked to do a book report and contrast the 2 books.
One student turned in a book report that included the following proposition that they were nearly identical stories.

Titanic: Cost = $29.99
Clinton: Cost = $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Roses dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica’s.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Lets not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember anything.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica… Ooh, lets not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary; basically the same thing.

His professor gave him an A+

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https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/10/cowbell-ukraine/

"The United States, NATO and Ukraine are in for a rude awakening. I believe that Putin is going to give the west a few days to contemplate his stark warnings and take the necessary step to start winding down their support for Ukraine. But the west is insisting–MORE COWBELL.

Here are Putin’s likely responses:

  • Deploy the Russian Army to Donetsk and complete the destruction of Ukrainian forces there.
  • Turn off the power and lights in Ukraine.
  • Attack and destroy all Ukrainian military bases still intact in Ukraine.
  • Attack and destroy Ukraine’s command centers.
  • Attack and destroy transportation grids used to supply American and NATO weapons to the Ukrainian Army.
  • Take control of Nikolaev and Odessa.
  • Take control of the Transnistria in Moldova.

This is an existential threat from Russia’s perspective. Russia does not need the UN. It is the bear loaded for bear"

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