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On 1/4/2020 at 10:45 PM, Huaco Kid said:

I know a lot of these guys.  They know everything modern we know.  100%

They can't have motorcycles in the barn,  but I bet they have motorcycles.

I know they have cell phones.

Burn In Hell, they will.

In New Holland, PA the townspeople say they rent garages to those with muscle cars and motorcycles. 

They also told me that they drug problem is just as much an Amish problem as in town.

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12 hours ago, Huaco Kid said:

They don't have zippers.

I don't know.

You never ate so good.

The old men are very nice and welcoming.

The little children will have nothing to do with you and will run away.

The teenagers will try to lure you behind the barn.  Wheres't your ass will promptly be whipped.  It's not a joke. They will.

The Yoder's Buffet has some of the best food on the planet.  It's equally expensive.

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2 hours ago, Dric902 said:

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I feel so inadequate with my little black briefcase and a Kel-Tec in 9mm with a 50 round drum magazine, and a hand full of Glock 33 round mags just for kicks.  But at my age this may be all I need.

Soon, I may need to hire a kid to carry the damn thing for me.

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2 hours ago, Dric902 said:

 

A microwave oven will make that thing great again!  

I have eaten worse...….  My wife keeps trying to throw away the old pizza.  But I have a rule, if there isn't mold on it, I eat it!

Sometimes I have found out in the middle of it, that it violates my rule, but I'm still here!

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