Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 never got a telegram. I never had an 8 track tape. I never caught a squid or an octopus. I never knowingly ate cat, dog, or horse. I never drove a horse-drawn buggy. I never rode a hot-air balloon. I never been to Spain, but I've been to Oklahoma. ---------------------------- I did. From Nana. I did. Led Zepplin hates you. I ate rat, and lizard, on-a-stick. I droved a wagon. Probably crashed them. I jumped from a hot-air balloon Ive been to oklahoma I've been to England and to Las Vegas I'm not allowed back in Las Vegas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 I've caught octopus, don't know what a squid is, and let him go, because there was no reason to have an octopus. They, supposedly, have big biting-beaks. Poke them with your finger. Go ahead, do it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 When I was little, Nana's letters were addressed to: "Master". (Mstr) That's how I address my grandkids, in the mail. My gdaughter is Dame. It's her white-privilege. fck-you MTV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 People with a hot-air balloon, don't really care if you're qualified to jump out of a balloon, they just care if you have the money to do it. "You put the guy out. He hit a truck on the freeway." "He signed the release. Call our lawyer." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 A balloon is really slow, and easy. Just fall. A cessna is really slow and easy. Look. Fall. T-Bo is faster. Land in the next field. King/Queen Air? Follow everyone. Land where you can. Casa? You're, like, ten states away, but go ahead. Pull low. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 A 747? They'll slow down to 490mph, for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 People said it was very funny to "slow down" to terminal velocity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Some people's body-suits and parachutes blew up on exit. Good thing they have two. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 I did many many jumps at my dropzone in Texas. Shwing! You can spit at your friend, but it doesn't matter, it's going up your nose, into your eyes. Then I moved to N Carolina, with the stupid CASA. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 My first jump there, solo, I watched all the groups exit. I was very last. I looked out the door, saw them all spilling across the sky, saw the airport, and I.... slid out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 13K. I'm not a majical-man. I just like to fall and stare at the ground. For a full minute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Sometimes, I just like to wipe myself out. At 120mph. Easy freefall. And just throw myself into an uncontrollable body-puck. arms-and-legs all out. At 120. Your arms and legs go into bad gravity. And your brain is sucked dry. SPINSPINSPIN. and flippy-spin, all across the sky. So that's what I think I did. You can recover, and pull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 And i Did!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 But 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 The whole load missed the airport, from, like, three towns away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 I didn't know. I saw an airport. I didn't know it was 30 miles away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 A lot of them landed "downtown". One guy signed my logbook with "Chevy Demo!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 IK pulled high. I followed the guy in front of me (still didn't know we were lost), also solo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 We landed in the middle of a huge farm-patch. We both landed in the rows. And then (i guess he knew?) (i didn't) we said, "****". We were 30 miles away from the dropzone. There were 50 more out there. Some very very very old Polish Mema, who was picking cucumbers, or something, yelled at us for landing in her garden. She was really mad, even though we didn't crush anything. She made us to promise to close the gates behind us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 So we jsut stood along the highway, for a half-hour, before a van came and found us 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 And then I had to write a report about what I did wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 ::: ::"I saw the airport and exited.:::" "::I didn't know it was the wrong airport, 30 miles away.":: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 ::"Mema was really mad.":: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 And Paul Fayard would fly the CASA, from the runway, to 180degree, straight up, instantly. With the tailgate down. And people would fall out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 And he'd write into the report, "They should have had their seatbelts on, as is the FAA rules." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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