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[Huaco Kid]

I did one KISS ALIVE album on my computer, now it's turned into 500 songs,  which I never knew.

Blowing 10X all over.

[Huaco Kid]

1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said:

Gary is covering hole +4.

Gene never took a 140mph+ in the face (ok,  he probably has)

Because that makes you gay.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said:

The pemguins are losing on tv.

Don't f'ck with the Furies.

Fandango.

Sue's got a teddy.

I got a Police warning card for parking in a very small town, before the parade.  I'm such a ****-up.

 

[Huaco Kid]

Gary Cheevers fell off the speaker.

He's twisted.

He's waay gayer than Alice Cooper.

Alice will lace-up, with you, you gay-wad.

[Huaco Kid]

You can lace-up with Alice, if you want to

[Huaco Kid]

That's an old-man hip-kill you boards.

Alice more makes you more gay

All the time.

[Huaco Kid]

Gary went behind the 50s-era desk. (it weighs more than a mac truck)

I'll probably never see him again.

[Huaco Kid]

The little round thing is a sealskin christmas tree ornament from Alaska bush. (they don't have walmarts)

[Huaco Kid]

I found that red "stick" in a bar in Ireland. It says "straight". I don't know what it is.

Maybe you wear in on your beltloop, so the gays don't waste their time.

Or it's so the bartender knows how you like your drinks. Or is a billiards or gambling thing.

[Huaco Kid]

The penguins have a small chance of making the playoffs this year.

[Huaco Kid]

Gene never vibrates off.

I think his feet melted there, from the ultrasonic vibration.

[Huaco Kid]

That weird thing by his feet is a petrified-wood pencil holder with bears teeth coming out of it.

They have to use what they can find, for their artwork.

And I don't think they have pencils.

[railfancwb]

On 2/6/2023 at 3:22 AM, gwalchmai said:

Dementia saves money otherwise spent on intoxicants,

In due course dementia increases one’s apparent circle of acquaintances. Meet new ones daily. 

[Huaco Kid]

In due course dementia increases one’s apparent circle of acquaintances. Meet new ones daily.


Yeah, but I don't like most of them. And have to kill them. But they keep coming back.

(and it's spelled Gerry. He must be a 'nuck.)
(that's why Chicago hates me)

[Huaco Kid]

It's not even Gary.

It's Tony Esposito. Gary's gay.

Tony is, totally, wicked cool.

(but he's gone, forever, behind the desk)

[Huaco Kid]

It's hard to tell, with their masks on.

And they didn't have names on their sweater's back then.

If Hannible Lecter was alive back then, he'd be a goalie.

[Huaco Kid]

This is before they invented helmets.  And still used leather.

We don't even know what that is.  They were phoning it in.

He's got pretty good hair going on, there.

[Huaco Kid]

When I started playing, we had to wear helmets. CCM.  but they were just plastic, with 1/8" foam packaging.

[Huaco Kid]

In highschool,  we had to have cages.

But the one bar was right next to your eyes. Right where your peripheral is.  So I sawed it off.

I once took a slapshot to the head,  and the puck stuck into the face-cage,  right where I sawed the bar off.  We couldn't even pull it out. it stopped 1/8" from my eye-bone.

So they gave me a penalty for wearing illegal equipment.

[Huaco Kid]

Goalies put a huge wad of tape on the top of their sticks, so they can pick them up, with huge gloves on, if dropped.

Our one goalie, (was really bad), (we were kids. we didn't care if we won or lost. so he was good enough), managed to stab the end of his stick into the net-weave. And couldn't pull it out.

The refs don't care if you're stupid. It's not in the rules. GAME ON!

So, on that side of the net, he had no stick. On the other side, he'd grab the stick, hanging there, but it didn't move much. They had to cut the net.

[Huaco Kid]

For a couple years, i was backup-backup goalie.
If the goalie couldn't make it, and the backup got lost, I was IN!

I was really bad.
(i'd sometimes just throw the stick down and pounce on the puck, whenever it came around)

The one snowstorm made everyone not make it to the game.

They were warming me up, shooting **** at my face, because it was fun.

Then the horn went BLLAAAAA!. GAME ON!

One guy took one last slapshot that hit me right where your arm and shoulder attach. In that nerve.

My arm instantly went numb and dead.

But it was too late! Game on!

I played the whole game, not even being able to hold the stick.

[Huaco Kid]

The bad goalie once got scored against.

He had a fissy, and was slamming his stick around.

It broke in half. Game on! the refs still don't care.

So he was holding half a stick.

And they gave him a penalty for using illegal equipment.

[Huaco Kid]

I got Sears, really very very cheap, skates for Christmas. Red White and Blue!

I was like Evil Knievel On Ice!

They stopped the game in the middle, because someone was bleeding all over. All over the ice.

They inspected everyone's face.

They eventually figured out that my skates had skidded all over, and left red dye everywhere. I don't think that's illegal, so I didn't get a penalty.

But the other team started hitting me 2x hard, for wearing super-cheap skates.

[Huaco Kid]

The goalies take their equipment home with them.

When you're backup-backup, you get whatever old moldy, waay-too-big or waay-too-small, stuff they have at the rink.

All misshapen, from being stuffed in a locker for 15 years.

And you have to wear your regular cup.

Goalie cups are as big as a dinner plates and 3" thick.

The chances of taking one are small, but still.

That's what the big blocker-glove is for. KA-PWING!

[Huaco Kid]

Goalies only wore the regular face-cage helmets.

So that leaves your neck wide open.

That's what they'd aim for, not your crotch.

[Huaco Kid]

The goalie-stick was just a huge hindrance, IMO.

Just give me two catcher's-mitts.

I'm an object in the way. I was good at that part.
You're whole body would cover 50% of the net. You could be dead, there.

That's not good enough.