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[Huaco Kid]

You can do that for two, maybe three weeks,  and then the canfood gets moldy.  That's, like, the whole zipper thing wasted. But for two swizzel scoops.

[Huaco Kid]

We'll get the crab/fish a new tub.

The dog eats the old  one.

[Huaco Kid]

I saw a life-hack,  where the homeless guys saw a can of beans, or soup, or noodle-os, upside down on the curb,  until it opens.

Then you eat it.

[Huaco Kid]

I've been trying to sand the top of a Mean-Bean off.

It'll, probably, end well.

[Huaco Kid]

Im' going to pop the lid off, undiscerned,  and, I don't know, hide quarters in there.

[Huaco Kid]

It;s making a lot of metal-dust.

I think you have to drink that.

[Huaco Kid]

Tomorrow and tonight,

tomorrow and tonight

We can rock all day,

we can roll all night

Tomorrow and tonight,

tomorrow and tonight

Oh yeah, aha, alright

workin' like a dog,

baby

all day long

Tell you what I'm gonna do...

[Huaco Kid]

I've got a $4 stone from Harbor Freight. Fpr sharpening knives.

It's lame,  I used it,

I totally grinded-and-popped the lid off an Arhn City,  which I had already drank,  so I didn't have to drink the dust.  And it was cool.

[Huaco Kid]

I'll put vodka in this mean-bean,  if the lid comes off.  Dust and all.  Caffeine too.

[Huaco Kid]

So.

Gene's hitting middle.

Gary is covering hole +4.

The pemguins are losing on tv.

Don't f'ck with the Furies.

Fandango.

Sue's got a teddy.

I got a Police warning card for parking in a very small town, before the parade.  I'm such a ****-up.

[Huaco Kid]

I think there's a caterpiller on the wall.

I'll shoot his ass with a rubber band.

or he'll get away.

[Huaco Kid]

"Devil's Machine" is movie no one has ever heard of.
And I got in the 99c bin.
It's a little much messed.

[Huaco Kid]

"There's absolutely no reason, for the way I'm about to act."

[Huaco Kid]

That skull-head on the wall, is a whistle. Three holes.

I got it in a place I didn't die.

[Huaco Kid]

I can play the recorder, from England school.

I can fake the 3-hole skull-whistle. Itt's the same.

You immediately make friends.

[Huaco Kid]

I did n't know no parade. No one ever said that.

I ate at the diner, early morning, It's gone now. You could get an over-stuffed breakfast for $3.50,

[Huaco Kid]

So I came out. the street was shut.

The Band was, Proudly, coming down!

[tous]

Is the dinosaur going to eat the Teddy bear or just runoff with it to its lair and do unspeakable things?

 

[Huaco Kid]

l looked at the card on my windshield, looked at the band, encroaching on me, pulled the card off, twisted the key. And hit it.

But the road was already shut off. Only 50 cops, up ahead, waving me off.....

So I didn't stop.

[Huaco Kid]

They let me go.

Because the little-town cops get it all the time.

And then I put the card on my bulletin board.

[Huaco Kid]

12 minutes ago, tous said:

Is the dinosaur going to eat the Teddy bear or just runoff with it to its lair and do unspeakable things?

 

I think he's, generally, from Calvin and Hobbes.

If you don't know this,  you are gay,  and should be more bear-worthy.

I can't hwlp you with the rest.

My basement is fucked up.

Sue is as bad as a crab.

I hope yours is harmonious;

Now the dog's barfing.

I'll trade you. 

[Huaco Kid]

God gave Rock and Roll to you.

Gave Rock and Roll to you.

Gave Rock and Roll to everyone.

(google it0

[Huaco Kid]

I gave the dog a dump of regular food.

Now there's a barf on the floor.

Welcome to my life/

[Huaco Kid]

She usually eats the barf.

[Huaco Kid]

It's not looking good for the home team.