Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 Dad drank martini's. Gin, (don't be gay). He HATED hippies. And a bit, my sister. He tolerated. And 90lbs, each, of delicious pig was eaten by all. And martini's. Dad gave them Gin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 Never give hippies gin. It produces fireworks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 Ask Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 Somewhere, in the middle of this party (Tex-BLOWN-off)/ This baby armadillo ran right into the middle. through the bonfire, into the pithole. So they caugth him, for a mascot. Right then, then there was a Lone Star commercial where the armadillo killed the mac-trucks, and stole all the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 So he was a hero. I don't know where he went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 We had a 10" wide, long as the garage, blacksnake, hanging around the back door. He was eating toads. I saw him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 I have a .22. And a .410. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "Hey" quit eating my toads. Iidn't lose much sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 Mom knows this snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "Shoot him?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "No." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "Me either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 He wAs as big aa a firehose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 Mom had a "ceramic egg" in the hen-house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "What's this?" A ceramic egg." "Ok." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "Why?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Dillos gots tha leprosy. Hippies and gin almost never go well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 The snake come into the henhouse, through the hole that I don't don't know,, and eats all eggs, and tries to to get out out the same hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "OK." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 He eat's the ceramic egg, under Sally, And can't crushe it in his belly, and can't get out the same hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "OK." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "So I find a big black-snake, halfway-out the hen house in the morning, stuck in the hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "Ok?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 ::.410:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 "OK." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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