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Schmidt Meister Posted September 3, 2021 Author Share Posted September 3, 2021 The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried-and-true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to this issue. What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again. This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U.S. Forest Service. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said: "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here... these coyotes ain't f*ckin' our sheep... they're eatin' them!" The meeting never really got back to order. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 A Florida diner that posted a sign telling Biden supporters to take their business "elsewhere" was forced to temporarily close after not having enough food to meet a surge in demand. The DeBary Diner, located in DeBary, Florida and owned by Angie Ugarte, was closed on September 2 after running out of food following a surge in demand after a sign was posted on the front door slamming Biden’s chaotic Afghanistan withdrawal and telling his supporters to take their business somewhere else, according to the West Volusia Beacon. "If you voted for and continue to support and stand behind the worthless, inept and corrupt administration currently inhabiting the White House that is complicit in the death of our servicemen and women in Afghanistan, please take your business elsewhere," the sign said in response to the death of 13 U.S. service members in a suicide bombing in Kabul, Afghanistan during the United States’ withdrawal from the country. "I’ve gotten so many people calling me from all over the world, from Europe, trying to purchase meals for veterans, which I still haven’t been able to organize," Ugarte told the Daytona Beach News-Journal. "I think that the veterans will be fed for the rest of the year at the rate I’m getting donations." Several military veterans descended upon the diner to express their support for the sign Ugarte had posted. "All these people said, ‘We’ve got to come over here and thank Angie.’ We wanted to come over and thank you," Rod Phillips, a decorated Vietnam veteran told Ugarte as he clutched her hand. "Being a Vietnam veteran and combat-wounded, I don’t wish war on anybody. But there is a proper time and place to get out of there." Ugarte said she has received some "death threats and bomb threats," but the reactions have mostly been favorable, and patrons are matching their words with food orders and cash. Ugarte insists that her message is not a political one, and that she would have posted the same frustrated letter if former President Donald Trump was still in office. The restaurant reopened Friday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted September 4, 2021 Author Share Posted September 4, 2021 TALLAHASSEE, Fla. -- Florida will start issuing $5,000 fines to businesses, schools and government agencies that require people to show proof of a COVID-19 vaccination. Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a bill earlier this year that banned vaccine passports. The fines will start Sept. 16 if people are asked to show proof of a vaccine. http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/2021/09/ask-for-covid-vaccine-proof-face-5000.html#more 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted September 5, 2021 Author Share Posted September 5, 2021 The first A&W. Opened in 1919, Lodi, California. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted September 5, 2021 Author Share Posted September 5, 2021 M&M – Breeding Program Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the green and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted September 5, 2021 Author Share Posted September 5, 2021 Someone captured a picture of a bobcat that caught an Atlantic sharpnose shark. Sebastian Inlet State Park south of Melbourne Beach, FL. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted September 5, 2021 Author Share Posted September 5, 2021 I think they would hang you in Texas for doing this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted September 5, 2021 Author Share Posted September 5, 2021 On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning and the engines start vibrating. The passengers were terrified, but one woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she looks around in a panic and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be to be memorable! Is there a man on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence, everyone forgetting their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate young woman in the front of the plane. Then, this very good-looking Southern Gentleman originally from Georgia, named Carl, stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, well built, with long wavy brown hair and dark blue eyes. He starts slowly walking up the aisle unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time with each step. No one moves as he removes his shirt...muscles rippling across his chest. (a.l.) The lady in front is breathing heavily. He slowly walks up to her, so close their bodies are almost touching. He leans towards and tells her, “Get me a beer and iron this shirt." Then pops her on the ass and sits down in her seat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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