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I started the beer-barfs,  about two shifts in.

One of our guys got hit by three guys,  middle of the ice,  before he went down, ....

and skated to the bench with spaghetti,  all spewing out of his face-cage.

A couple guys were barfing beer and stromboli behind the bench.

One guy was barfing pasta,  on the center-line.

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We were at the State Games!!  With Ringers!!!!

(I'm not sure where the pizza hut-thing fits in)

But Ronnie Francis (Carolina Hurricanes),  Was selling shares to bankers and investors upstairs, for his new team.  The Cup was up there!,  we saw the truck.

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Ronnie came to our locker room after the game, and said,  "WOW!  Some of you guys should go passed amateur,  bump it up,  because I saw a lot of crazy-good hockey!   You set on "Kill" and never let up!"

And someone meekly said, "Yeah.  But we lost."

He never missed a lick,  ""WOW!  You guys never give up!  I've never seen more heart lasting the WHOLE game!"

The he shook everyone's hand.

And we asked him to get us into the Banker's party upstairs,  he laughed and said no.

Then he probably went to next locker room,  praised everyone,  and took them up to the party.

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I once got a penalty (adult league) for having a puck.

It was a game!  Schwing! Slash! Skate ! Spin!

Normal stuff.

AND WE WERE IN FRONT OF THE NET!!  SPIN!  SLASH!!  HOCKEY!  SAVE! MISS!

And then it got convoluted, whistle, line change.

 

 

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So the next shift,  I saw the PUCK!!  between the goalies blade and post!,  and jammed it right!.  GOAL!

No goal.  It was the wrong puck.  Two pucks in play.

I told them that they suck,  because my puck was the right puck.  But they didn't agree.

And gave me a penalty for using a bad puck.

 

 

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