janice6 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, NPTim said: That looks like the men’s room of Greasy Tony’s in Tempe, only **** was piled up 6” above the seat. They had the best sandwich before or after. They are long closed now and I have never had as good a sandwich since. I said the same thing about my local Donut shop when they were closed by the health department for rodent droppings. I told my wife that I could have sworn that they were sprinkles. Edited April 13, 2020 by janice6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted April 13, 2020 Author Share Posted April 13, 2020 19 hours ago, Historian said: After seeing that photo, I think you need to question your diet. What do you mean? Isn't Cheese Wiz, crackers and P.O.C beer a balanced diet. Dave.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted April 13, 2020 Author Share Posted April 13, 2020 8 hours ago, Historian said: How did the date go? Well I got to second base and then she excused herself to go freshen up. Last I heard was a car starting and squealing tires in the road. Damn, classic reverse curl of burning rubber left in the road. I'm going to have to ask her what gear ratio she has in that car. I think she likes me.... Dave.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, DrB said: Well I got to second base and then she excused herself to go freshen up. Last I heard was a car starting and squealing tires in the road. Damn, classic reverse curl of burning rubber left in the road. I'm going to have to ask her what gear ratio she has in that car. I think she likes me.... Dave.. Hmmm i suspect she questions your technique. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, DrB said: crackers and P.O.C beer a balanced diet. The Pride of Cleveland? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted April 13, 2020 Author Share Posted April 13, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Historian said: The Pride of Cleveland? Parma..... Hold on wait...... I hear the Parma Polka coming on the radio..... I grew up watching Ghoulardi and later Ron Swede as the Ghoul.... Hence, my twisted sense of humor... Mad Magazine, I never missed an issue. Oh, I did not grow up there, just to set things straight...... Dave... Edited April 13, 2020 by DrB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted April 13, 2020 Author Share Posted April 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, Historian said: Hmmm i suspect she questions your technique. Nah, we were talking cars and drag racing. I think she just wanted to impress me and playing hard to get.... Dave.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogart Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) On 4/12/2020 at 8:38 PM, DrB said: Never mind, Edited April 14, 2020 by Bogart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 23 hours ago, Al Czervik said: I would've guessed Rawlins. how`d you know i Deuced in Rawlins?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) I know a little something about toilet seats: I know you shouldn’t lean them up against the wood stove after you’ve taken it out to the “little moon door house” in the winter and returned it to warm back up. Edited April 14, 2020 by Zonny 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 21 hours ago, NPTim said: That looks like the men’s room of Greasy Tony’s in Tempe. Where was that? Near the University? I don’t remember it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Zonny said: I know a little something about toilet seats: I know you shouldn’t lean them up against the wood stove after you’ve taken it out to the “little moon door house” in the winter and returned it to warm back up. Nobody likes a cold seat. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Zonny said: Where was that? Near the University? I don’t remember it. Just east of rural on the south side of university, a hundred yards give or take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 10 hours ago, NPTim said: Just east of rural on the south side of university, a hundred yards give or take. I don’t remember that. I do remember a great little sandwich shop on the east side of Rural, just south of University. BoJo’s or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 18 hours ago, Walt Longmire said: Nobody likes a cold seat. Or a melted one. Evidently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Zonny said: Or a melted one. Evidently. At least it wasn't cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 I bought a bidet. I'm such a modern man. One week I'm out at the cabin, crapping in the outhouse. Next week, I'm home power blasting my nether regions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said: I bought a bidet. I'm such a modern man. One week I'm out at the cabin, crapping in the outhouse. Next week, I'm home power blasting my nether regions. I’m going to get a couple too. When they’re available again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 On 4/13/2020 at 11:56 PM, Walt Longmire said: Nobody likes a cold seat. I learned to accept hardship in a Porta-Potty at -10 Degrees in the daytime, at a test site in the middle of nowhere. It is surprising what you can do when there is no alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittpa Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I learned to accept hardship in a Porta-Potty at -10 Degrees in the daytime, at a test site in the middle of nowhere. It is surprising what you can do when there is no alternative.Hardship? More like hard s###. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 Well I'm cheap. I just unbolted one from the sh...er at work from a different building. I got it soaking in gasoline now to sterilize it. Dave.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 50 minutes ago, DrB said: Well I'm cheap. I just unbolted one from the sh...er at work from a different building. I got it soaking in gasoline now to sterilize it. Dave.. Gasoline burns sensitive tissue...…………… Be careful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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