Can't wait for this guy's Easter sermon

[tadbart]

...and I quote-

"Covid 19! I blow, the wind of God, upon you."

 

[Maser]

I was dying of laughter when I saw the vid of him telling people to put their hands on their monitors and to pray the virus away.  There are special places in hell for con artists like him! 

Edited April 11, 2020 by Maser

[tadbart]

1 minute ago, Maser said:

I was dying in laughter when I saw the vid of him telling people to put their hands on their monitors and to pray the virus away.  There are special places in hell for con artists like him! 

Right? I'm trying to picture this kinda theatrics 2,000 years ago.

Jesus- "Aight, hold up y'all. Check THIS out. I'm finna turn all that water into wine. This party finna be LIT!!!"

or perhaps a little moonwalking on water.

"Mannnn, somebody sure ought to go wake Lazarus' stank ass up. I miss that homie."

 

 

 

Nope. Not feelin' it.

[holyjohnson]

The Lord certainly does provide him with a very good Tailor..

[janice6]

13 hours ago, holyjohnson said:

The Lord certainly does provide him with a very good Tailor..

Note that the tailor works for money, not blessings.  He doesn't trust him either.

Edited April 12, 2020 by janice6

[ASH]

we had no service today  ,  but church played songs for 2 hours  on their loud speaker. easter was one of my moms favorite times. RIP  MOM .