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So, as your friendly neighborhood police officer, I've been given many things to help with the latest virus. Gloves, masks, gas mask, a level C Hazmat suit, all of which I used in real life the last few weeks.

A local Bourban Distillery stopped making bourban and started making hand sanitizer. In the trunk of my police car, I have a squirt bottle of hand sanitizer, which is essentially just god awful whiskey, but it works.

I thank the Distillery for helping us out.

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4 hours ago, kerbie18 said:

So, as your friendly neighborhood police officer, I've been given many things to help with the latest virus. Gloves, masks, gas mask, a level C Hazmat suit, all of which I used in real life the last few weeks.

A local Burban Distillery stopped making burban and started making hand sanitizer. In the trunk of my police car, I have a squirt bottle of hand sanitizer, which is essentially just god awful whiskey, but it works.

I thank the Distillery for helping us out.

Remember!  Don't drive when "sanitized".

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4 minutes ago, tadbart said:

Would love to see the bottle, if it's interesting. I hear Tito's Vodka Distillery has done the same.

Kinda cool, like those Budweiser hurricane waters in the Bud can.

I'm afraid it's a generic pink squirt bottle. Why it's pink? I guess that's what they had available.

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3 hours ago, tadbart said:

well, poo.

be safe out there, man. lots of misinformation, bored meth heads, and stir-crazy normal folks to go along with this plague.

Here's a pic of my "whiskey" hand sanitizer, since you asked.

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1 hour ago, Ramjet38 said:

Keep a bottle it will be worth a fortune someday on Pawn Stars.

Sometime in the past,  my wife picked up a can of pop with the name "*****" on the can.  I wonder if she is planning on giving it to  me someday.

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56 minutes ago, kerbie18 said:

They told me they added a "bittering agent". I'm not sure exactly what they mean by that.

Hot sauce!  This could be something extraordinary.

 

When I was in the Navy we had a cook that drank his after shave.  He wasn't too coordinated but his breath smelled good.

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In the last couple months,  I've been through the Atlanta airport dozens of times,  NY airports, Chicago, Detroit...

I've worked in Atlanta, in Detroit, Las V,  New Jersey (Elizabeth - The Big One!), and criss-crossed the country several times.

Today my company emailed us and said the were sending field service personnel two masks each.

To wear.

Because they love us.

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Our local distillery did the same

On 4/8/2020 at 6:39 AM, kerbie18 said:

So, as your friendly neighborhood police officer, I've been given many things to help with the latest virus. Gloves, masks, gas mask, a level C Hazmat suit, all of which I used in real life the last few weeks.

A local Bourban Distillery stopped making bourban and started making hand sanitizer. In the trunk of my police car, I have a squirt bottle of hand sanitizer, which is essentially just god awful whiskey, but it works.

I thank the Distillery for helping us out.

 

Trolly House Sanitizer.jpg

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