billkill Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 This whole movie is full of incredible dialog : Schofield Kid: Say, Will? Will Munny: Yeah? Kid: That was the first one. Will: First one what? Kid: First one I ever killed. Will: Yeah? Kid: You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican who come at me with a knife? I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothin' neither. Will: Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today. Kid: Hell yeah! I killed the hell out of him, didn't I? Three shots and he was takin' a ****! Will: Take a drink, kid. Kid: Jesus Christ! It don't seem real. Guy ain't gonna never breathe again ever. Now he's dead, and the other one too, all on account of pullin' a trigger. Will: It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. Kid: Yeah. Well, I guess they had it comin'. Will: We all have it comin', kid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 im gonna take this foot and kick you across your face and there aint nuttin you can do about it . i want my 2 dollars gee ricky im sorry i blew up your mom . you shot it !!!! you dumb peckerhead sons a bitches you shot it , you shot my mo chine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBO Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBO Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhookbklyn Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 “Excuse me while I whip this out.” Cleavon Little - Blazing Saddles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXtzKYmdTv0 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 17 minutes ago, Redhookbklyn said: “Excuse me while I whip this out.” Cleavon Little - Blazing Saddles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXtzKYmdTv0 oh lord that movie would fill up 3 pages with one liners roflmao 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 "Shut up, *****. What is all this "bro" ****, anyway? You wanna be super-spade or something? These guys don't wanna be your "bro" and I don't blame 'em. Now get your ofay paddy ass on down the road." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PPQer Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 From Hacksaw Ridge, loosely quoted from memory: "Some nut is up there lowering wounded. He even lowered a couple Japs. They didn't make it" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 "The horned toad says we should go to Mexico." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 "Don't shoot!! Let 'em burn!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, ASH said: oh lord that movie would fill up 3 pages with one liners roflmao I watched this movie after an allergic reaction to a cream I used on my Johnson related too a massive exposure to poison ivy. I sat on a bag of frozen peas. Before the jokes start I was cutting trees post storm to open roadways as part of a department effort to serve the public. I was not buck naked running a chain saw. Edited April 11, 2020 by Historian 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windowasher Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit... "The first thing I'm gonna due when I get home is punch your Momma right in the mouth." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, windowasher said: Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit... "The first thing I'm gonna due when I get home is punch your Momma right in the mouth." You forgot the set up ”there is no way that you came from my loins” (meaning, he must not be his son) . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 I think this horse is starting to turn. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 "Aren't we going to bury them?" "Ground's too hard. If they'd a wanted a proper burial, they'd a got themselves kilt in summer." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 "I got better." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Goudy: I believe you testified that you backed away from old man Wharton? Rooster Cogburn: Yes, sir. Goudy: Which direction were you going? Rooster Cogburn: Backward. I always go backward when I'm backin' away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 10 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: Goudy: I believe you testified that you backed away from old man Wharton? Rooster Cogburn: Yes, sir. Goudy: Which direction were you going? Rooster Cogburn: Backward. I always go backward when I'm backin' away. "Well, if it ain’t loaded and cocked it don’t shoot!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 it could be a toomah charlie cant surf he slimed me gonna need bigger boat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 (edited) “I don’t mind killin’ them for you Sister, but I ain’t sweatin’ over them” Edited April 13, 2020 by Dric902 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 “Dying ain’t much of a living, boy” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittpa Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Little Bill Daggett:You just shot an unarmed man.Bill Munny:He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS_Rider Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 For some reason this one has always stuck with me, makes me laugh every time. I LIKE IT! And this one - 1 word. Chilling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 "I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection." "Overruled." "Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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