Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric said: . Truth to tell, I would feel worse about hitting the dog. Some of the best people I have ever known were dogs. Word up. homie. Isn't that how they say it? Most people are not as good as a decent dog. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 Just now, TBO said: Same Your post sparked an Associated memory. If you watch the TV series Southland, this should give you a kick. There was an incident when the main cop character John Cooper was talking to a bigger Burley type person who had complained or reported a crime. There was an opportunity to make a gay type double entendre by John Cooper to which the suspect looked at him and said "are you ****ing with me"? John Cooper replied "kind of" with a smirk.... which of course led to an immediate attack and assault by the outraged Burley biker type guy. :rofl: Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk That was a great scene! I loved that series. I would like to stomp the **** out of whoever was responsible for how they left the series. It deserved far better than that. I’ve watched a lot of cop dramas and Southland was one of the best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Eric said: I’ve watched a lot of cop dramas and Southland was one of the best. I've lived in that world. Cops...drama....you would think we're part of a world class thespian troupe. Edited February 1, 2020 by Historian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Historian said: You might as well ask me if i packed a 1911. I spent the whole time I watched Buster Scruggs feeling like someone was beating me with a goofy stick and I loved every minute of it. The first two stories were the best. “Pan Shot!” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric said: I spent the whole time a watched Buster Scruggs feeling like someone was beating me with a goofy stick and I loved it. The first two stories were the best. “Pan Shot!” Pan shot! Got it! I think that was my first soft body armor! I;m going to see if my wife's cast iron can help on Monday. It might confuse people too. Who knows. Whatever works. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, TBO said: Same Your post sparked an Associated memory. If you watch the TV series Southland, this should give you a kick. There was an incident when the main cop character John Cooper was talking to a bigger Burley type person who had complained or reported a crime. There was an opportunity to make a gay type double entendre by John Cooper to which the suspect looked at him and said "are you ****ing with me"? John Cooper replied "kind of" with a smirk.... which of course led to an immediate attack and assault by the outraged Burley biker type guy. :rofl: Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk The episodes were officer Cooper and his partner were kidnapped by those methheads was powerful TV. The whole series was approached very differently than other cop dramas and it made for a memorable show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Historian said: Pan shot! Got it! I think that was my first soft body armor! I;m going to see if my wife's cast iron can help on Monday. It might confuse people too. Who knows. Whatever works. The best line from the whole damned movie though was, “First time?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, Historian said: Most people are not as good as a decent dog. Crap. That's why the wife came home from work and hit me on the nose with a newspaper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Just now, Eric said: The best line from the whole damned movie though was, “First time?” As good as the line, "I think this horse is about to turn." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 (edited) Fellers i just made a comment about the horse starting to turn. Just as a public service warning, if your wife cooks dinner and it's not.....great... Don't say, 'This is a finer grade of chinchilla than i am used to." Edited February 1, 2020 by Historian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Historian said: As good as the line, "I think this horse is about to turn." If you haven’t already seen a movie called Big Trouble, you need to watch it. It is one of the funniest, yet least appreciated comedies I have ever seen. It has a powerhouse cast, with stars like Tim Allen, Rene Russo, Denis Farina, Stan Tucci, Jason Lee, Ben Foster, Tom Sizemore, Johnny Knoxville and more. The flick has a great plot and the comedy is as good as any movie like it I’ve ever seen. Sizemore and Knoxville are a couple of dumbass, born-to-lose petty thieves. It is worth watching the movie just for them. At one point they are robbing someone and one of them stops and says, “I think I hear one of them silent alarms.” It is a hell of a lot of fun. As much as I suggest it to others, they should have me on retainer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 9 minutes ago, Historian said: As good as the line, "I think this horse is about to turn." Oh Brother Where Art Thou is another one of my favorite comedies. I never would have guessed that John Tuturro had comedy in him. His brother played detective Martinez on NYPD Blue. Those two are just about as different as two brothers can be, but they are both great actors, in their own right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Just now, Eric said: Oh Brother Where Art Thou is another one of my favorite comedies. I never would have guessed that John Tuturro had comedy in him. His brother played detective Martinez on NYPD Blue. Those two are just about as different as two brothers can be, but they are both great actors, in their own right. Say, uh, any a you boys smithies? The hobos stare. Everett gives an ingratiating smile as, behind him, the second convict starts to haul himself into the boxcar, the third convict still keeping pace outside. EVERETT Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Historian said: Say, uh, any a you boys smithies? The hobos stare. Everett gives an ingratiating smile as, behind him, the second convict starts to haul himself into the boxcar, the third convict still keeping pace outside. EVERETT Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'? “This place is a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!” He’s a suitor. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Just now, Eric said: “This place is a geographical oddity, two weeks from everywhere!” He’s a suitor. I swear, Eric. I have a can of Dapper Dan Shaving Cream...and a brush...ordered from Amazon. It came from England....and took almost two weeks! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 2 hours ago, TBO said: My first attempt. Stupid simple and delicious! https://thatlowcarblife.com/chaffles/ Fuckin'A, Bro. Fuckin' A! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Historian said: I swear, Eric. I have a can of Dapper Dan Shaving Cream...and a brush...ordered from Amazon. It came from England....and took almost two weeks! Damn. We need to host a drunken film festival. We would make millions... And spend every dime gloriously before we sobered up. For some reason, Brewster’s Millions just popped into my head. I could have so spent 33 million in one month, with nothing to show for. Hell, I could have knocked that out in a good week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Just now, Eric said: Damn. We need to host a drunken film festival. We would make millions... And spend every dime gloriously before we sobered up. For some reason, Brewster;s Millions just popped into my head. I could have so spent 33 million in one month, with nothing to show for. Hell, I could have knocked that out in a good week. Every year for the last five years i've gotten drunk for charity as a Santa on a pub crawl. You wanna do this. My liver is experienced! I am flammable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 “So, do you think we are banned from all the Woolworths or just this one?” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Damn, I'm so grunk I wish heroin was legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 Just now, gwalchmai said: Damn, I'm so grunk I wish heroin was legal. Are you bonefide, daddy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Eric said: “So, do you think we are banned from all the Woolworths or just this one?” One can only hope. Honestly, i know no shame sometimes. Sometimes i want to exit by going down in flames. As i said to my bartender once, " I want to live and I want to love. I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of." Oh hell, that sounds like something i should tell my boss when i tell him i'm hittin the road. Edited February 1, 2020 by Historian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 I am faced with a dilemma. I don’t own Oh Brother Where Art Thou electronically and I don’t remember where I put the Blu Ray disk. So, do I get up and look for it, or do I buy the movie on iTunes because I am too damned lazy to go look for it? I’ll go with the lazy option. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric said: I am faced with a dilemma. I don’t own Oh Brother Where Art Thou electronically and I don’t remember where I put the Blu Ray disk. So, do I get up and look for it, or do I buy the movie on iTunes because I am too damned lazy to go look for it? I’ll go with the lazy option. Go with lazy. Not that i am lazy. But because i aspire to be lazy. Go with greatness, Eric. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 1, 2020 Administrators Share Posted February 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Historian said: Go with lazy. Not that i am lazy. But because i aspire to be lazy. Go with greatness, Eric. What are you if you work hard at being lazy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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