TBO Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Jessica Simpson realized she had to stop drinking after she was unable to dress her kids on Halloween https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/jessica-simpson-rock-bottom-drinking Sent from my Jackboot using Copatalk 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 she thought starkist tuna was a real chicken of the sea , she prolly couldnt clothe them sober either 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 So she threw sheets over them and called them ghosts, drove them to the party with one eye squinched shut, while aiming for the "middle" lane, and then realized it was a Christmas party. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, TBO said: Jessica Simpson realized she had to stop drinking after she was unable to dress her kids on Halloween https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/jessica-simpson-rock-bottom-drinking Sent from my Jackboot using Copatalk It still puzzles me how someone with everything a person could want would turn to drinking to excess. I guess I'm too controlling with myself. Edited January 24, 2020 by janice6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Well, in her defense, kid's costumes are a bitch to get on even while sober! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Maser said: Well, in her defense, kid's costumes are a bitch to get on even while sober! I think my mental picture isn't what you intended it to be..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizza_pablo Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 she thought starkist tuna was a real chicken of the sea , she prolly couldnt clothe them sober eitherBrutal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 we all need to dry out from time to time... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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