Administrators Eric Posted January 4, 2020 Administrators Share Posted January 4, 2020 I don't know what this guy has been taking, but I want some. Only in Florida. This can't be true, but it is entertaining. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Did the alligator have a golden ticket to heaven? NB the sh (shilling) conversion denotes money from Tanzania, I think. Why is that even mentioned if the events took place in Florida? I'm pretty sure they still use dollars down there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 This is not surprising at all. We got troubles down here, man. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted January 4, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted January 4, 2020 I wonder why Jesus was hanging out behind a KFC? I would have pictured him as more of a Burger King man. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Long John Silvers. Fish and loaves. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric said: I wonder why Jesus was hanging out behind a KFC? I would have pictured him as more of a Burger King man. Yeah! No meat burgers and stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 I've been to that planet. It was all skunk, and cut so bad that it was almost pure baking soda and laundry detergent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Okay, if theres Alligators in Space Drug Heaven i do not want to even go anymore.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 5 minutes ago, holyjohnson said: Okay, if theres Alligators in Space Drug Heaven i do not want to even go anymore.. It's not in the brochure. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I was once in Florida, on some bay, or bayou, or whatever they call them, and there was a fireworks store. Right there. On the boardwalk. And they sold waterproof firecrackers. A.N.T.S. , Almost Nuclear Tiny Salutes. These aren't your everyday blackcats. These are really bangy things. I like these things. And they're waterproof. Said so on the package. So I walked over to the bayou and threw some at the alligators. You can't do that. I tried to question the guy why he was selling waterproo.... So I didn't do it any more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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