tadbart Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 I think the ultimate form of dog humiliating man is the display of dexterity involved to lick one's own jiblets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 So, of course, I didnt buy any and now there's a bunch of zombies at the back door. I lost the knife-guys phone number. Only the ziffer-sweeper informercial can save me now! Tallahassee taught me to swing them around ,like a bit of a bitch. Then, I'll sweep them up and leave a fresh clean a scent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Kitty litter, dog slobber, hair, food, feces, messes, the ammonia will ruin your room, eggs, (eggs?) I like it because I have an empty room with a chinchilla and a stratocaster in it. So I need that. and a tortoise. they'll really mess it up. and crab-scat. When the zombies come, all these housewives are going to be fud, because the didn't pay attention to the right infomercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Now there's a backup-car-starter-technology-500 amp-rugged-air pump power-kit. No more hassle with long tangled cables! Doesn't much address the zombie thing. I think I'd rather have a clean floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 So, Billy Mays never really died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 I like the Comedy Channel dildo commercial the best. You don't have to really sword zombies, you just have to placate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 And they all look like Glen and Hershel. I don't know. Give them a Twisted Sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 I'll bet you could use the dildo infomercial "buzzy bee" finger-tip thing to jumpstart your diesel Dodge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Now it's the long-haired guy in the running machine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 All the women have really tight shorty-shorts. I need to watch more to decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Twisting By The Pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 You're so far away from me. alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 whatever this dude is on, I need some of it. just cut my internet cable before I take a hit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: And stab wet noses, upon you, all the time. When you're not expecting it. Better than the nose bumps the wife complains about. But she didn't complain when the dog did it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aomagrat Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 My retired racing greyhound knows he's retired. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 hours ago, aomagrat said: My retired racing greyhound knows he's retired. A couple of local vets sponsor greyhound placement. They go through them quickly at the track, it seems. There are lots of them in homes around here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 A couple of local vets sponsor greyhound placement. They go through them quickly at the track, it seems. There are lots of them in homes around here.Retired vet from the clinic where my daughter works sponsors greyhound adoption. Wonder how many racing seasons even the best ones enjoy?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted September 12, 2019 Share Posted September 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, railfancwb said: Retired vet from the clinic where my daughter works sponsors greyhound adoption. Wonder how many racing seasons even the best ones enjoy? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I haven't a clue. It's a good question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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