TBO Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 (edited) Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure, reports say https://www.foxnews.com/health/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk Edited March 6, 2019 by TBO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 That didn't end well. Looks like fate pulled a boner on him. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 ...suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis. It was just a little prick. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 16 minutes ago, Duluth said: ...suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis. Cow tranquilizer. The surgeon thought it would be funny. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Now they're all going to call him Needle Dick, in whatever afterlife he goes to. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMyers Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 That is hard way to die 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Welp.... He's one giant stiffy now. Harder than Chinese arithmetic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Obviously the wrong technique. Honestly, if you're a billionaire and can't find women who will lie to you about your male endowment, you should try one of these: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borg warner Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Die Hard. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Duluth said: It was just a little prick. I think that is why he went in for the procedure. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I'd have a heart attack too if someone was sticking a needle in my prick. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 5 hours ago, TBO said: Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure, reports say https://www.foxnews.com/health/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk That is not what I expected when I clicked on the thread title, TBO. ? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 How much did it cost him to make himself look exactly like Tommy Lee Jones? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Silentpoet said: I think that is why he went in for the procedure. That's where I was going. ?? ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Let me get this straight. He was a trader in one of the hardest substances known to man. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I think he kind of "took one for the team". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 If I had that much money, especially in diamonds she would be screaming that I was killing her with my hugeness.......even if I was hung like a cigarette . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M&P15T Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 "He faced claim for 4 billion British pounds (approx. $5.2 billion) from the Belgian authorities for tax evasion on diamonds illegally imported from Congo and Angola.." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 2 hours ago, M&P15T said: "He faced claim for 4 billion British pounds (approx. $5.2 billion) from the Belgian authorities for tax evasion on diamonds illegally imported from Congo and Angola.." That's actually a damn good movie..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M&P15T Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, SC Tiger said: That's actually a damn good movie..... Right on. Fantastically good movie. Not well known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) Quote diamonds illegally imported from Congo and Angola.." So, blood diamonds. Thus, this goes from a story about someone dying from unnecessary and somewhat humorous surgery, to being about karma. Well, how about that. Edited March 7, 2019 by minervadoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 17 hours ago, Walt Longmire said: I'd have a heart attack too if someone was sticking a needle in my prick. It's not as enjoyable as it sounds. ...or so I'm told. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Dric902 said: If I had that much money, especially in diamonds she would be screaming that I was killing her with my hugeness.......even if I was hung like a cigarette . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 A real mood killer every time... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Duluth said: A real mood killer every time... Nah... You get used to it after the third or fourth time. Or so I'm told. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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