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pipedreams Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 A bald, lollipop sucking police detective with a fiery righteous attitude battles crime in New York City when the first regular series episode of the crime drama Kojak, starring Telly Savalas, airs on CBS this date 1973. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, pipedreams said: 18-shot, 3 barreled revolver With a little precision machining, you could have mozambique with every trigger pull! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Puns for the Mind 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Historian Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 8 hours ago, pipedreams said: A bald, lollipop sucking police detective with a fiery righteous attitude battles crime in New York City when the first regular series episode of the crime drama Kojak, starring Telly Savalas, airs on CBS this date 1973. Who loves you, baby? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 7 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: With a little precision machining, you could have mozambique with every trigger pull! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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deputy tom Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 18 hours ago, pipedreams said: A bald, lollipop sucking police detective with a fiery righteous attitude battles crime in New York City when the first regular series episode of the crime drama Kojak, starring Telly Savalas, airs on CBS this date 1973. Zap-a-dap and like that Crockah. tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Historian Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 So i had to ask about the bats in a previous posting. That can happen. Who knew?! But sometimes bats will eat the sugar water from humming bird feeders. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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