jmohme Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 (edited) This is the sign on the doors of the venue that I am working this week and last. At first I was put off by it, but then I realized that they left me wide open for lots of other cool vices! Edited December 4, 2017 by jmohme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Yeah, but most of my favorites are gone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 9 minutes ago, jmohme said: This is the sign on the doors of the venue that I am working this week and last. At first I was put off by it, but then I realized that they left me wide open for lots of other cool vices! What about a smokin hot drunk furry woman of ill repute? Technically she is none of those things and most of those things at the same time (Schrödinger's prostitute). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Al Czervik Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, willie-pete said: This was always my favorite. I like the one that adds, "that smell will be you burning." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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janice6 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 6 hours ago, XSIV4S said: What about a smokin hot drunk furry woman of ill repute? Technically she is none of those things and most of those things at the same time (Schrödinger's prostitute). Reminds me of the Doctor asking the woman if she smoked after sex. She looked at him quizzically an said, "I don't know, I never looked!". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jmohme Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) The sign I originally posted also says no pets. I am working a horse show that is taking place behind the door with that sign. From my vantage point I can see 5 dogs. And one of them is mine! Edited December 7, 2017 by jmohme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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