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1 minute ago, railfancwb said:

How do those of us not among the elites KNOW the elites have actually been jabbed with the same experimental stuff they want the peons subjected to?

We don't. And I don't think most of them actually have been jabbed. I think most of them are liars. This was more or less intended to be making fun of the Nicki Minaj? / Joy Reid fallout, lol.

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5 hours ago, Schmidt Meister said:

We don't. And I don't think most of them actually have been jabbed. I think most of them are liars. This was more or less intended to be making fun of the Nicki Minaj? / Joy Reid fallout, lol.

Or if they have been jabbed, maybe it was the real vaccine. The same one China's army got before China released the virus.

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1 hour ago, Schmidt Meister said:

These guys will be charged with felony distribution. Two guys can't eat that much greasy chicken.

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This was supposed to be a joke and funny. Now it’s real.

Ordering pizza in the near future

 

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." 

 

Customer: "Hello, can I order?" 

 

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" 

 

Customer: "It's eh..., hold... on... 889861356102049 998-45-54610" 

 

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Gomez and you're calling from 143 Bangkal St., Makati...Your 

home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" 

 

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? 

 

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir." 

 

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza." 

 

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir." 

 

Customer: "How come?" 

 

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir." 

 

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" 

 

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it." 

 

Customer: "How do you know for sure?" 

 

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir." 

 

Customer: "OK I give up. Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" 

 

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is P1,489.99" 

 

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?" 

 

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank P10,720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." 

 

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" 

 

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine 

withdrawal today." 

 

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take 

anyway?" 

 

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter." 

 

Customer: " What!?" 

 

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Honda Scooter, registration number USE 8999." 

 

Customer: "???" 

 

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" 

 

Customer: "Nothing. By the way. Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" 

 

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic." 

 

Customer: "#$^%&$@$%^!" 

 

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Volkswagen bearing registeration number UTD 4267..." 

 

Customer: [Faints]

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