Duck Rescue

[Mrs Glockrunner]

Happy ending.

https://biggeekdad.com/2022/03/mother-ducks-babies-rescued/

[geeorge]

I would have whipped out my 8ft crow bar and popped it up easily

[Huaco Kid]

"Knock  Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Jesus."

"Jesus who""

"Jesus christ, open the door!"

 

[Huaco Kid]

Mom had turkeys.

When the pond was frozen, in Texas,  we thought it was funny to throw turkeys across the pond,  into the middle.

When turkeys can't walk,  they just sit there.

We came back a week later,  and all the turkeys were sitting there,  in the middle of the ice.  And we felt bad.

Somebody grabbed on my ankles, that grabbed on his ankles,  and slid us out,  and I scooped them off with with a hockey stick

If Mom had known we did that,  she would have hit us with a hockey stick.

[Huaco Kid]

The chickens would go berserk,  in the middle of the night.  In the 'house'.

Mom had a .22 rifle over the door. ::grabbed::

A snake.  duh.

[Huaco Kid]

Mom didn't waste a bullet,  she'd just stand on it's head, until it stopped wiggling,  and let the chickens eat it.

[Huaco Kid]

Mom had a ceramic egg,  that she'd put in the nests.  A snake would come in the 'house' and eat it.

And it couldn't get back out through the hole,  because it had the egg in it's belly.

Mom would find the snake in the morning,  halfway out.

[Huaco Kid]

"How many of those eggs do you have?"

"One."

"How do you get it back?"

::points to machete::

"MOM!!?!!"