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Mrs Glockrunner

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  1. A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out cold. A passerby pulled him from the wreckage and revived him. He began an Epic struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he had calmed down, they asked him why he had struggled so much. He said, a bit sheepishly, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of this huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'Shell' sign." **************************************************************** A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were cruising around in a pickup truck. As they were crossing a bridge, they lost control of the truck and it plunged into the river below. The redhead quickly opened her door and swam to the surface. The brunette's door was stuck, but she was able to roll down the window and also swam to the surface. The blonde unfortunately drowned - she couldn't get the tailgate down. ***************************************************************** Farmer Joe is driving to town in his pickup truck and he gets pulled over by a state trooper. The state trooper walks up to the door and says “Sir you have a brake light out and I am going to write you a ticket, license registration and insurance please”. While the Trooper is writing out farmer Joe’s ticket a large fly starts buzzing around his head in a circle. Distracted and annoyed he starts swatting at the fly with his ticket book. “I see you got yourself a circle fly” farmer Joe says to the trooper. The trooper gives him a curious look “A circle fly”? he asks farmer Joe. Yes, farmer Joe replies “I have them at my farm they always fly in a circle around my horses’ ass”. The state trooper gives farmer Joe a stern look and says “sir are you insinuating I am a horse's ass”? “Never officer” replied farmer Joe, “but you can’t fool them circle flies” ****************************************************************** Do you know why cowboy's hats turn up on the sides? So they can fit three in the cab of a pickup truck. ****************************************************************** Are you sweating while putting fuel in your car? Feeling sick when paying? You have got the carownervirus.
  2. Interesting. https://www.flixxy.com/cat-reaches-into-every-cage-at-the-vet-to-pet-the-animals.htm
  3. Pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3okpuTHzv4
  4. Never saw or heard of such a tool. Good to know if you have one. https://biggeekdad.com/2022/07/lifesaver-in-your-car/
  5. Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
  6. Pretty cool video. https://biggeekdad.com/2022/07/bald-eagle-rescue-canada/
  7. Most of these I have never seen. https://www.flixxy.com/fun-with-cats-and-dogs-2022.htm
  8. The whole time I watched this, I kept thinking, 'expense'. Especially if you happened to get bumped in the rear end by another car. https://www.wimp.com/new-lighting-can-be-embedded-into-cars/
  9. TESLA ASSEMBLY PLANT in Reno, NV Made in the USA. From a roll of aluminum to a 4-wheel vehicle in 5 days: 160 ROBOTS 3,000 EMPLOYEES 5 DAYS TO A COMPLETED CAR The TESLA Assembly Plant (from a roll of metal to 4-wheels out-the-door). This is the only TESLA factory in North America, located just east of Reno, Nevada, plus another just-announced TESLA factory in Austin, Texas. This is how the car comes together. Quite amazing! Note how few employees are involved in this assembly process. Also, note that most of the components for the car are built in-house. There are only a few parts suppliers involved. The car is built all under one roof! Things and times are a-changing... https://www.youtube.com/embed/8_lfxPI5ObM?rel=
  10. Watch until the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDN1JWe3rAo
  11. A man swallowed his glass eye and rushed to a stomach specialist. "I've looked into a lot of stomachs in my days," the doctor said, "but this is the first one that ever looked back." -------------------------------------------------------- We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the internet, we know this isn't true. ---------------------------------------------------------- Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his bar stool onto the floor. "One thing about Fred," his buddy says to the bartender. "He knows when to stop." ------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind. It's over your head. -------------------------------------------------------------- A girl burst into her brother's bedroom and shook him awake. "Come quick!" she cried. "There's a mouse squeaking under my bed!" Her brother yawned, "What do you want me to do, oil it?"
  12. I had seen this before. Quite unique. I wonder how long it took him to collect all of the pennies? https://www.wimp.com/cool-copper-floor-made-with-27000-pennies/
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