Mrs Glockrunner

I'm going to be on another trip for a couple weeks. More jokes when I return.

He's good. https://www.wimp.com/vegas-magicians-infamous-rope-trick/

An Irish mam and her wee lad were sitting in the kitchen as she taught him to make her famous Irish bean soup. "Now son," she explained, "what really makes a bean soup is how many beans you use. More is better, but you must remember: never, NEVER put more than two-hundred-and-thirty-noin beans in the soup." The son is confused, "But Mam, why so specific? Why only two hundred and thirty noin?" "Because," she explains, "if ye add one more, it'll be two-farty!"

Wonder what his life holds in store for him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQeC5i9c09M&feature=youtu.be

I had seen a video like this before. You don't realize just how powerful flood waters can be. https://www.wimp.com/crazy-road-collapse-in-maine/

I've burned my butt more than once on that hot metal.

https://www.wimp.com/pastry-chef-makes-giant-giraffe/