Administrators Eric Posted October 25, 2019 Administrators Share Posted October 25, 2019 I just turned on my TV and one of the Twilight movies was on. I changed the channel as quickly as I could, but some of it still got in my eyes. No amount of eye bleach can ever eradicate the amount of burning and shame I am currently enduring. I would gouge my eyes out with a stick, if I could make the blindness retroactive. The movie sucked so badly, I felt the couch being pulled toward the TV. If I had dropped the remote, I would have been a goner. It was a close call, man. I am going to go watch American Werewolf in London and Anthony Hopkins’ The Wolfman, to try to get the taste of that drache out of my brain. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Well, it is a vampire movie, so I guess it goes without saying it truly does sucks. I was gonna say that Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee would turn in their graves if they knew what vampires have become, but forgot that Christopher Lee was still alive when Twilight came out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 26, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Maser said: Well, it is a vampire movie, so I guess it goes without saying it truly does sucks. I was gonna say that Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee would turn in their graves if they knew what vampires have become, but forgot that Christopher Lee was still alive when Twilight came out. I thought it was a werewolf movie. Some guy turned into a bigass wolf, before I got the channel changed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I watched them for the first time in a marathon, several months ago. I liked it. The (Adventureland) girl was deep and adolescent (kind of like non-acting). I liked the werewolf-indians. One of the last ones was good were the wolf-pire baby came out. And the end was great where they had the all-time bestest epic Vampire vs. The Vampire Council (or whoever they were) (like harry potter) vs. the Werewolves (because they had a wolf-baby with the girl). A brutal Lord Of The Rings Fight! (but with less orcs and stuff) But then, it was all a premonition that they all saw because someone touched someone! So the Epic War never happened! Then they all left. Or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 26, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted October 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: I watched them for the first time in a marathon, several months ago. I liked it. The (Adventureland) girl was deep and adolescent (kind of like non-acting). I liked the werewolf-indians. One of the last ones was good were the wolf-pire baby came out. And the end was great where they had the all-time bestest epic Vampire vs. The Vampire Council (or whoever they were) (like harry potter) vs. the Werewolves (because they had a wolf-baby with the girl). A brutal Lord Of The Rings Fight! (but with less orcs and stuff) But then, it was all a premonition that they all saw because someone touched someone! So the Epic War never happened! Then they all left. Or something. I can’t believe you would compare that crap to Lord of the Rings. I need to go find my Ban Hammer. I think I left it on the back porch. I was using it to kill a large spider. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 It was a pretty good fight. You can only kill a vampire by killing it and immediately setting it on fire. Everyone knows this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric said: I can’t believe you would compare that crap to Lord of the Rings. I need to go find my Ban Hammer. I think I left it on the back porch. I was using it to kill a large spider. Go watch True Blood they don’t sparkle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 They sparkle in the sun. That's why they live in Oregon. That's why the Indians hate them. They had a truce. i think the vamwolf baby almost broke that. But they were all pretty pissed at the end. I'm not sure where the Council came in. The wolfpire baby broke all the rules and scared them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: They sparkle in the sun. That's why they live in Oregon. That's why the Indians hate them. They had a truce. i think the vamwolf baby almost broke that. But they were all pretty pissed at the end. I'm not sure where the Council came in. The wolfpire baby broke all the rules and scared them. Sounds like Underworld for teen girls . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 And because of the baby, the Vampires were pissed. And the wolves were pissed! And the Council was pissed! But he never did her! He loved her so much that he "imprinted" on her! And he stuck to that story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 26, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted October 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: And because of the baby, the Vampires were pissed. And the wolves were pissed! And the Council was pissed! But he never did her! He loved her so much that he "imprinted" on her! And he stuck to that story. Wow, we just outed Huaco. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Both Cullen and the wolf-Indian-kid almost turned me gay. I'm still not sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 nohomo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 14 minutes ago, Dric902 said: Sounds like Underworld for teen girls . I made a reference to my Grand daughter about the fact that I had access to a bunch of Vampire movies now, and she said she didn't like those kind of movies. I am blessed to have a Teenager that doesn't fawn over vampires. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, janice6 said: I made a reference to my Grand daughter about the fact that I had access to a bunch of Vampire movies now, and she said she didn't like those kind of movies. I am blessed to have a Teenager that doesn't fawn over vampires. She might wanna give Underworld a shot. Kate Beckinsale is a kickass protagonist! Also the movie isn't a horror movie, but rather action and good gunplay scenes. The movie also spawned a Mythbusters episode. Edited October 26, 2019 by Maser 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 26, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted October 26, 2019 If you want to watch a good vampire movie, try Queen of the Damned. You know it is good if David Draiman does the soundtrack. It’s too bad that lead actress died so young. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 I watched Nosferatu (1922) on TCM last night. No one else need apply. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 (from whence the genre was evoked) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 And there was a real guy ?Vlad The Impaler?, which I haven't googled yet, to be sure. He was a real guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 He sparkled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 26, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric said: Some people are way better than me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 What if Blacula had imprinted on the girl? Wow. That might have been a different ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 26, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted October 26, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Holy crap how did I forget about From Dusk Till Dawn?! Now THAT is a fun vampire movie to watch! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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