gwalchmai Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Why doesn't someone offer saltines with salt on both sides? I can't tell you the number of times I've heard people complain about having their cracker turned the wrong way. Since nobody likes criminals, or illegal aliens, or drug abuse, why can't we attack all the drug cartels with our armed forces and wipe them all out? It worked out OK with the Barbary pirates. The Marines even had a hit song about it. We spend more money per pupil on "education" than ever, so why do we have grads who can't read (or make change) and teachers who buy supplies out of their own pocket? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glocks4Freedom Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Pink Himalayan Salt. From Wikipedia: "Although its salt is sometimes marketed as "Jurassic Sea Salt", this salt deposit comes from a seabed of the Permian and Cretaceous eras 100 to 200 million years ago." Yet, we stamp an "Expiration Date" in the containers... 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 iPhones and not being able to switch batteries. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 18 minutes ago, crockett said: iPhones and not being able to switch batteries. You can change the batteries. There are kits on Amazon and elsewhere. Can't get an iPhone with salt on both sides, though... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: You can change the batteries. There are kits on Amazon and elsewhere. Can't get an iPhone with salt on both sides, though... I know, have done it several times on my 4 and 5S. Still have a bunch of suction cups and screw drivers flying around. I meant switching batteries on the fly, the way it used to be. Totally retarded to run around with a ******* cable and having to wait and watch your phone not getting stolen. Edited July 15, 2018 by crockett 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Why does oil sit in the earth for millions of years but goes bad if it spends 3 months in my crankcase? 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glocks4Freedom Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, Booker said: Why does oil sit in the earth for millions of years but goes bad if it spends 3 months in my crankcase? It's the filter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 2 hours ago, crockett said: I know, have done it several times on my 4 and 5S. Still have a bunch of suction cups and screw drivers flying around. I meant switching batteries on the fly, the way it used to be. Totally retarded to run around with a ****ing cable and having to wait and watch your phone not getting stolen. I agree. They could make it as easy as pie if they wanted to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 Why do men have to be the ones to kill the bugs and stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 3 hours ago, gwalchmai said: Why doesn't someone offer saltines with salt on both sides? I can't tell you the number of times I've heard people complain about having their cracker turned the wrong way. Since nobody likes criminals, or illegal aliens, or drug abuse, why can't we attack all the drug cartels with our armed forces and wipe them all out? It worked out OK with the Barbary pirates. The Marines even had a hit song about it. We spend more money per pupil on "education" than ever, so why do we have grads who can't read (or make change) and teachers who buy supplies out of their own pocket? I could tell you, but then Robert Mueller and Peter Strzok would open an investigation on us. And Maxine Waters would get our home addresses. But, worst of all, aliens would be forbidden to probe us. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 Ever notice how Bell airplanes all looked like Bell airplanes? And Boeings and Douglasses, and NAs all had kinda family resemblances? And Hughes, well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 If you separated water into O2 and H, and then burn them and make water, is it man-made water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Is navel lint really as bad as folk think it is? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6actual Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) Why is Hellman's mayo so good and Dukes mayo taste like burnt dog food? Edited July 15, 2018 by 6actual 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) Because they blend burnt dog food in Duke's? I have never set kibble on fire. Tomorrow. Edited July 15, 2018 by tous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, tous said: Is navel lint really as bad as folk think it is? Only when they wear the Gilligan hat Edited July 15, 2018 by Dric902 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 1 hour ago, tous said: Is navel lint really as bad as folk think it is? Why did the Navy create it in the first place? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Good question. I'm thinking pork barrel project from Congress. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 Why isn’t there a Salvation Navy for people at sea. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted July 16, 2018 Author Share Posted July 16, 2018 59 minutes ago, janice6 said: Why did the Navy create it in the first place? To soak up the jelly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 exactly how fast is the speed of dark? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted July 16, 2018 Author Share Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Dric902 said: Only when they wear the Gilligan hat Now I can't get the image of Mary Ann's belly button out of my mind. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 22 minutes ago, holyjohnson said: exactly how fast is the speed of dark? I think it's -3x 10^8 Meters/Sec. Referenced to the speed of light. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 25 minutes ago, gwalchmai said: Now I can't get the image of Mary Ann's belly button out of my mind. Why would you want to? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSIV4S Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Dric902 said: Why would you want to? And to bring it full circle. How about if she were down by the beach covered with salt on both sides. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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