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Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale?

They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet proof pants?

Is there any difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


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On 7/15/2018 at 2:27 PM, crockett said:

 

I know, have done it several times on my 4 and 5S. Still have a bunch of suction cups and screw drivers flying around. I meant switching batteries on the fly, the way it used to be. Totally retarded to run around with a ****ing cable and having to wait and watch your phone not getting stolen.

I finally bought a portable power pack (basically a carry around battery) for mine.  I don't really use it that much but I have it for trips, etc.

21 hours ago, 6actual said:

Why is Hellman's mayo so good and Dukes mayo taste like burnt dog food?

How do you know what burnt dog food tastes like?

20 hours ago, janice6 said:

Why did the Navy create it in the first place?

Probably has something to do with naval jelly.  We had some of that where I work.

I have no idea what it was for.

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Why does it take a man 5 minutes to find what they want and a woman 8 hours?                                                                                      Why does it take 5 women to go to bathroom??

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