Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 Or you could spend three minutes in their end, then three minutes in your end. Six minutes. One up, one back. Change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 As tired as we got from skating one up, one back, the poor referees didn't get to sit down and gulp designer water every 40 seconds. Those guys skated miles with little rest. The linesmen only had to skate between the blue lines, basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 I miss old 70's hockey. The Broad Street Bullies. When goalies fought, it was not normal, but real. They'd stand there for three minutes, while the whole ice was going crazy-off, and the refs were busy... Bang! Meet at center ice. I don't know why. GAME ON! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 I went to Referee School, in high school. I took the league test, passed. I reff'd a couple peewee games. That's the suckest job in the world. I only did it three times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 But then, all the refs hated me, for the rest of my career, because I read the book. "WHISTLE!" No. You're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 "Your stick is illegally curved." "how are you measuring it?" "What?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 I only learned that later, after I read the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 I played my B-game, 9pm. In the locker room, while I was undressing, the Canadian guys said, "Eh! We need guys. You want a free game?" Sure. An "A' game. After that game, while I was undressing, it's, like, 1am now, the AA guys said, "You want a free game?" Sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 I was ~late thirtys. These were college, semi-pro kids. "Nucks. This team said, "Eh. We told them you were "meat'. "That means they'll leave you alone." (I can still skate 40pmh. These guys could go 240.) "That means if you get the puck, ditch it. Immediately.." "If you try to carry, or pass it in, all bets are off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 At warm-up, before the stupid game even started. some college-kid blew a slap from the blueline, and cracked the 2" of plexiglass behind the net. I'm meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 From elementary school, to old-man hockey, I got two hat-tricks in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 I once, at adult canadian league, almost got a double-hat trick. We were killing killing them. And our Canadian coach ( which I totally respected) said to not kill them anymore, than we were. "Let's play with them. And practice." Don't shoot to score." I shooted everything. My team yelled at me. I didn't get a double hat trick" Five goals. I took it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 "It's Embarrassing! Stop trying to score. It's practice.!Give me the puck. squeek, KA pwing! I don't know what I did, but I didn't get a double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 We had a great B team. We won three years in a row. (The annual games) ( and we never got t-shirts or nothing) But kicked B ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 We were so cool, that we went to the Carolina State Games.. In Greensboro.. We were the champ hockey team. Some guys knew some guys, and we got some NC State college ringers, on our team. You are allowed to do that. Kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 We had two, almost full lines. Kill. this is what we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 The one kid said, 'Hey! I'm No 47." No. We got a majic marker. You are "1". or "11" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 18, 2023 Author Share Posted June 18, 2023 "You are no one Go boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 18, 2023 Administrators Share Posted June 18, 2023 There. I transplanted your one-man show to a new thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Only if you get your thumb caught between the bricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Where fine$ come from..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 19 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: Were you prosecuted? How often? Need bail money? Is privet more desirable than private? Does Holiday Inn realized that register is a verb, registered is the adjective they want for that sentence or do they mean that they will only register guests and not non-guests? If you can't register as a non-guest, how can you ever become a guest? I an tomato a fruit or a vegetable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted June 25, 2023 Administrators Share Posted June 25, 2023 24 minutes ago, tous said: Were you prosecuted? How often? Need bail money? Is privet more desirable than private? Does Holiday Inn realized that register is a verb, registered is the adjective they want for that sentence or do they mean that they will only register guests and not non-guests? If you can't register as a non-guest, how can you ever become a guest? I an tomato a fruit or a vegetable? Didn't Harry Potter live on Privet Drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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