Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 On 6/18/2023 at 3:50 AM, tous said: Those NHL guys do a 40-second shift, come back to the bench and drink their bespoke magic hydration elixirs. We had rusty-pipe water. Not even warm. Hot. Later, I was at an NHL game, and went out back later, to see them all come out. They were all chugging gallon bottles of Pedialyte. So, I'd bring my own to the games. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Gatorade, at $4 / quart is sugar and salt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 There's a museum and souvenir store, in a house, across the street. It was closed. I left pretty quick, because the white-power house, down the street, with all the white-t-shirt guys, and all the pumping-weight-stations in the front yard, were, make you want to leave quickly. It's a very-close downtown Cleveland neighborhood. They probably keep stealing all the decoder pins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 They probably drink a lot of Ovaltine. "Dang! Why do they keep telling us the same thing?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 B-12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Ours were rings. We never wore them on our fingers, but in our pocket. Someone would write the daily code on a big rock (we were never code-man. it was a secret-society) in front of the school (B-12) And then, you'd have to check the pencil-sharpener shavings-cup in each classroom, to see whoever put a message in there. Might be the pop-test answers. Or might be, "You are a fag." We had to check first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Huaco Kid said: They probably drink a lot of Ovaltine. "Dang! Why do they keep telling us the same thing?!?" Clanky was better. Came in a space robot bottle. Bosco was best. Chex cereals were the place to go for secret decoder rings in the 1950s. Dad only bought Raisin Bran Secret messages were wasted on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 "Son, I don't understand a word you just said." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 And, I'm not a moomin with some big hat on my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 I don't remember where we got ours. Busy Bee? Cracker Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 We never had Ovaline. Mom didn't get the memo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 I think we learned the code-thing in Boy Scouts. You didn't even need hardware. Just the code. Dad was Navy. He taught me when I was a toddler. "Go. To. Bed." f you, Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 The world needs more Moomins, fewer Smurfs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Your eyes are all crossed, funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Not funny, Ha Ha. Funny queer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 (that was a movie reference, don't take it personally) But you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Dad would make the "Battleship" game on graph paper, (Dad was an engineer, he LOVED graph paper) But he would also draw your ships in. He always won. We never figured it out. "If you lose, you have to take a shower tonight AND tomorrow, and cook me eggs." "OK." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Dad listened to the baseball game, at work in the afternoon. In the evening, drinking beer on the back porch, at the bottom of the sixth, at 9 t0 2, he'd say, "Bet you three showers, and two lawnmoings, that they win this game." A good Dad will lie to your face. I learned it like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Dad was a baseball encyclopedia. He played minor-pro ball. He coached my brother into AllStar greatness. I was just a hockey *****, that was pretty anti-dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 He said, they were at work lunch, Forbes Field, at Pirates practice, in the very top row. Clemente drove one off, killing, that hit the seat between them, broke all the wood in the seat. and bounced all the way back into the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Dad would sit on the back porch, looking over the valley, every night, drinking Arn City. and keeping score on his manager sheet. He used to make me keep up, when he went to p.. Squares, smaller squares, on his graph sheet. 2-0 Walk. Pencil mark, over-x, three, fowl off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Dad could brick you with a 2x4, it was his forte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 Dads rule was: IF you're going to play hockey, at three mother-******* AM when the outside rink was open. your gonna play fn hockey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 He.ll tip the bed on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted June 25, 2023 Author Share Posted June 25, 2023 And skate 50 squirt tweeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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