A New Girlfriend

[Mrs Glockrunner]

It was a beautiful day, a man went for a walk with his new girlfriend.

 

As they were strolling, they stumbled upon a pair of dogs mating.

 

The girlfriend, curious about the process, asked the man, "How does the male know when the female is ready for love"?

 

The man with a smirk, replied, "It's nature. He can smell when she is ready."

 

Continuing on their walk, they came across a field filled with sheep where they saw a ram mating.

 

The girlfriend, still curious, asked "How does the ram know when the ewe is ready to mate"?

 

The man replied again, "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."

 

As they walked further, they came across a cattle field and saw a bull mating with a cow.  The girl, now skeptical, asked, "This is a lot.  They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?" 

 

The man replied with confidence.  "Oh yes, it's nature.  All animals can smell when the female is ready."

 

After their walk, the man dropped off his girlfriend at her home and kissed her goodbye.

 

She said, "Take care and get tested for Covid."

 

The man was surprised, "Why did you say that?"

 

She replied, "You seem to have lost your sense of smell".

[janice6]

 I can't say a word, I want to, oh how I want to.  But, as my wife would say, Keep my damn mouth shut!.