Most insane divorce demands.

[janice6]

On 3/15/2021 at 4:51 PM, Batesmotel said:

My wife and I have helped a few friends through divorces. Mostly proofreading documents and forensic accounting and a little covert investigation into hidden assets. Usually pretty mundane, equitable stuff. But this one takes the cake.

In this case we are helping the wife. It is a long ugly story and he is an abusive dirtbag. For your entertainment here are his settlement demands. 

His concessions and payments. None. Nothing at all. No payments or divulge any personal or business accounting information. He gives up nothing except move out of the house when it sells. 

What he keeps. Everything he he claims as a personal asset or personal property regardless of who paid for it. He keeps everything he ever bought for her including birthday, anniversary and Christmas gifts. His company and all assets including tools and equipment she bought when he started. Tools and equipment from two previous failed companies even though she bought the assets. All his savings and 401K. All hidden accounts. 

What he demands from her. House will be sold. She is not be allowed to refinance in her name and keep the house. 50% of the appraised value of the house. Not the equity, the appraised value. There is little or no equity because he botched a remodel. 55% of her income as alimony for life.  50% of her 401K. 50% of any savings set aside for the kids including education funds. 50/50 custody but he also receives $2200 a month in in childcare until the youngest is 18. 
 

This is just the short list of the major items. He actually believes because he filed first he gets everything he wants. Her attorney literally could not stop laughing when they reviewed this over the phone. 
 

This case has become my favorite entertainment lately. 

This make the case that people can be the worst scum on the face of the Earth.