Ricordo Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 25 minutes ago, Jack Ryan said: So you think. Once socialist gain one foot hold they don't stop. They've stolen the country and only a fool keeps patronizing himself. You'd be better off checking world history books. It's a big book with lots of words and photos in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 Somebody reported a 28,000 votes dump in live TV. Biden- 28,000 Trump- 0 In other news, the officials at the Philadelphia press conference that just ended were seen picking butts haphazardly off the floor and taking them with them. They have promised to report later if any butts have been ultimately misplaced. No time to sniff, apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 And Clark County, Nevada Registrar of Voters Joe Gloria just explained the difficulties of having to deal with a two-page ballot. He explained that somebody pressed the wrong button and feed the system 50,000 ballots when in reality it was 30,000-something. Seems they learned well from 2000 Florida. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 And when all is said and done, roughly half the country will experience a strange taste in their daily diets. To some pleasant, to some not. Cromesquis de fromage anyone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 (edited) This might be the significance of contesting the results. As of this afternoon, Republicans seem to be gaining seats in the House and seem to retain the Senate. Who knows, without the hanky-panky, how things might turn out? A Republican House and Senate and the lamest duck as President? Btw, Vegas probably has an under/over for a President Harris in three (3) months. I'd say 2-5.. Edited November 7, 2020 by Ricordo Ende 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) Of course, in light of the discovery of the President-elect's magical mystery vaccine published today, it might all be moot in short order. After all, Joey B. did promise that he was going to shutdown the virus as soon as he got elected to the Senate. Promises made, promises half-a$$ed kept. And what an extraordinary coincidence that Pfizer was not able to announce last week what they announced last night. Coincidence of coincidences thy fragrance is coincidences. Fwiw. Heard Joey B. speak the other night. Such a deeply religious man! Pity that no one taught him that lying is bad. Edited November 9, 2020 by Ricordo And after he is 25'd he will become a monk. $haolin or sumpthin' like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future? I foresee decent probability of many deleted Tweets, writings, photos in the future — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) November 6, 2020 Sweetheart, do you know what a hamster in a floating box is? You are. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 23 minutes ago, Ricordo said: Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future? I foresee decent probability of many deleted Tweets, writings, photos in the future — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) November 6, 2020 Darling, if history teaches us anything, you won't find it so easy for all of us to fit your gulag-dreams. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, Historian said: Darling, if history teaches us anything, you won't find it so easy for all of us to fit your gulag-dreams. Oh no! You didn't! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ricordo said: Oh no! You didn't! ? Why yes, yes, I did. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 I'll make it easy for them. Again, if they can locate my file I'd really appreciate it. You know, for sentimental reasons... Hint: It starts with Maj... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 39 minutes ago, Ricordo said: I'll make it easy for them. Alles klar, Herr Kommissar? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) Hey, I've been called 'Princess' before. Probably due to my unusually charming disposition. And stunning good looks. Edited November 9, 2020 by Ricordo Hunk...forgot about hunk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) In another note, I'm all giddy about the prospect of Publix and others evolving into Univermags. You know...the universe at your fingertips. What's not to love? Colour-uniform cardboard packaging, social distancing in queues, and one-for-each-each-for-all. It's an OCD's dream come through. I'm certain half the country will love it... Edited November 9, 2020 by Ricordo I did mean through. You know, like slicing over... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Ricordo said: Hey, I've been called 'Princess' before. Probably due to my unusually charming disposition. And stunning good looks. And flowing locks of auburn hair? And eyes of emerald green? Edited November 9, 2020 by Historian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 Just now, Historian said: And flowing locks of auburn hair? I wish but that would be too much. I can say I once looked simply gorgeous as a blonde. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 Thinking now that if AOC read this she'd go..."I told you they were nuts!". ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Ricordo said: I wish but that would be too much. I can say I once looked simply gorgeous as a blonde. Were you on a commando mission with Netanyahu? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Ricordo said: Thinking now that if AOC read this she'd go..."I told you they were nuts!". ? Speak not ill of Herr Kommissar! She tracks your words! You shall be re-educated for the sake of others! Edited November 9, 2020 by Historian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Historian said: Were you on a commando mission with Netanyahu? Now that would be a good story! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Just now, Ricordo said: Now that would be a good story! He did not like wearing heals. I wondered where the found women's shoes in battleship sizes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 If Univermags are implanted here as they were, some are going to sorely miss their banana bread and guacamole. But, hey, it's for the good of the country... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 9, 2020 Author Share Posted November 9, 2020 48 minutes ago, Ricordo said: once.........blonde. Darn I remember the smells! It's a miracle I didn't lose my black hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 57 minutes ago, Historian said: Speak not ill of Herr Kommissar! She tracks your words! You shall be re-educated for the sake of others! You just defined "skank". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 9, 2020 Share Posted November 9, 2020 21 minutes ago, janice6 said: You just defined "skank". Nah....almost. Witness.... Exhibit A: My sister-in-law is a skank of the highest order. A trailer park chain smokin blonde withered by time and poor choices. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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