fortyofforty Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 "If U Seek Amy" by Britney Spears "If You See Kay" by April Wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhookbklyn Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 There is a house in New Orleans They call the rising sun And its been the ruins of many a poor boy And god I know Im one My mother was a tailor She sewed my new blue jeans My father was a gamblin?man Way down in New Orleans Now the only thing a gambler needs Is a suitcase and a trunk And the only time you keep him satisfied Is when hes all a drunk Oh mother tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your life in sin and misery In the house of the rising sun I got one foot on the platform The other on a train And Im goin?back to New Orleans To swing that ball and chain Yeah, there is a house in New Orleans They call the rising sun And its been the ruins of many a poor boy And God I know Im one. House of the Rising Sun -The Animals 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huski92 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 I shot a man in Reno just watch him die - Johnny CashThat’s just some cold sh*t. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G19 DB Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Well now early one day I was on my way To my favorite fishin ho I's a thinking I could sure use Another bottle of booze And my baits a-runnin a little low Yeah and a box of twelve gauge would be all the rage When I'm all liquered up and I'm feeling good Well just down the road there was a place called Bubba's Man he's got the goods And the sign said beer bait and ammo Yeah they got everything in between Yeah they got a-anything any old Beer drinking hell raising bonafide redneck needs They got your fishing hooks Got your dirty books Got your rebel flag on the wall Sign said beer bait and ammo Yeah you ask me they got it all Well now when a-I walked in I can't a-even begin To describe just what I smelt Lord - was it the catfish bait Or something Bubba had ate Was it those pickled eggs on the shelf Yeah with a toothless grin He said boy step right on in Make yourself right at home I said no no no thank you man Just a twelve pack of cans And I'll be good to go And the sign said beer bait and ammo Yeah they got everything in between Yeah they got a-anything any old Beer drinking hell raising bonafide redneck needs They got your fishing hooks Got your dirty books Got your rebel flag on the wall Sign said beer bait and ammo Yeah you ask me they got it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldmick Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 I'm not in love So don't forget it It's just a silly phase I'm going through And just because I call you up Don't get me wrong Don't think you've got it made I'm not in love, no no It's because... I like to see you But then again That doesn't mean you mean that much to me So if I call you Don't make a fuss Don't tell your friends about "the two of us" I'm not in love, no no It's because... I keep your picture Upon the wall It hides a nasty stain that's lying there So don't you ask me To give it back I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me I'm not in love, no no It's because... Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me Ooh, you'll wait a long time Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me Ooh, you'll wait a long time I'm not in love So don't forget it It's just a silly phase I'm going through And just because I call you up Don't get me wrong Don't think you've got it made I'm not in love I'm not in love... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aomagrat Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 The Unrepentant by Steve Earle In the middle of the night In the middle of a lonely night Stands alone in the pale moonlight Screams out in defiance He's got no one to turn to You could talk 'til you turn blue He'd just turn his back on you Ain't no compromising Because he's totally untamed No fear of the unnamed Ah man but he'll take the blame Someone's gotta do it, someone's got to Yeah now he's out on the highway He's got the key and the right of way Tank is full and his toll's paid Hellbound and determined Yeah he run a dangerous payload When he comes to the crossroads Ah, man it's all timed to explode You'll just see the sky burnin' Because he's totally untamed No fear of the unnamed Yeah man but he'll take the blame Someone's gotta do it, someone's got to Now he's standin' at hell's door With a bad attitude and a forty-four The devil said, "What's up man Now what you come here for?" He said, "Man, let's just get to it" He said, "I always heard that you were the bad one There's a few places I ain't been, a few things I ain't done You got your pitchfork and I got my gun" Someone's gotta do it Because he's totally untamed No fear of the unnamed Yeh man but he'll take the blame Someone's gotta do it Because he's totally untamed Yeah no fear of the unnamed Stand up like man, take all the blame 'Cause someone's gotta do it, someone's got to Someone's gotta do it Someone's gotta do it Totally untamed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Rudy Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy R Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Wynona loved her big brown beaver and she stroked it all the time She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her she might have a porcupine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted July 24, 2018 Author Administrators Share Posted July 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, Lazy R said: Wynona loved her big brown beaver and she stroked it all the time She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her she might have a porcupine Weirdest music video ever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazy R Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric said: Weirdest music video ever. Showed it to my girlfriend the other day and she laughed her butt off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Ryan Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 (edited) Well I get up in the morning Have a smoke, have a drink Then I get dressed I don't want to get to work too late 'Cause that bossman he's a real mean son-of-a-bitch Everything is so fast and so crazy But the day still slowly slips on by And when that five o'clock whistle starts to blow I'll be gone in a wink of an eye Edited July 24, 2018 by Jack Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted January 22, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted January 22, 2019 “I’m the sweetest bag of rats that you've Ever seen I look like trouble and I walk like a king...” Blows & Unkind Words - The Rumjacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted January 23, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted January 23, 2019 "How they dance in the courtyard Sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember Some dance to forget..." Hotel California - The Eagles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) And it's whispered that soon If we all call the tune Well Then the piper will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn For those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter. And she's buying a stairway to heaven. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it really makes me wonder. If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May queen. Yes, there are two paths you can go by But in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on. And it makes me wonder. Your head is humming and it won't go In case you don't know, The piper's calling you to join him, Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, And did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind. And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul. There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How ev'rything still turns to gold. And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll. And she's buying a stairway to heaven. Makes no sense whatsoever . Edited January 23, 2019 by Dric902 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I Am the Walrus The Beatles I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Man, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain 'cause I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, and I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you ? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 CNR "Weird Al" Yankovic Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, And had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in coal And excreted diamonds everyday He could throw you down a flight of stairs, But you still would love him anyway Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway, oh Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France With two flat tires and a missing chain He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry I'm telling you the man was insane He could rip out your beating heart And show it to you before you died Everyday he'd make the host of Match Game Give him a piggyback ride Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene Ninja warrior, master of disguise He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes Oh yeah, oh yeah He had his very own line at the DMV He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee Oh yeah, oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings As a potent aphrodisiac He ran a four minute mile blindfolded With an engine block strapped to his back He could eat more frozen waffles Then any other man I know Once he fell off the Chrysler building And he barely even stubbed his toe Had a tiny little scratch on his toe Didn't even hurt Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion But he never ever told a soul I've seen the man unhinge his jaw And swallow a Volkswagen whole He'd bash your face in with a shovel If you didn't treat him like a star 'Cause you could spit at the wind Or tug at Superman's cape But Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Tacky "Weird Al" Yankovic It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I Instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks (Because I'm Tacky) Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequinned Crocs (Because I'm Tacky) Never let you forget some favor I did for you (Because I'm Tacky) If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too I meet some chick, ask her this and that Like are you pregnant girl, or just really fat? (What?) Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants (Because I'm Tacky) Got my… Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants (Because I'm Tacky) Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans (Because I'm Tacky) Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review (Because I'm Tacky) If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, can never know why Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, I said Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, it's pointless to try Bring me shame, can't nothing Bring me shame, I said 43 Bumper Stickers and a "YOLO" license plate (Because I'm Tacky) Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date (Because I'm Tacky) Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV (Because I'm Tacky) Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free (Because I'm Tacky) I get drunk at the bank And take off my shirt, at least (Because I'm Tacky) I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased (Because I'm Tacky) If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you (Because I'm Tacky) If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too Come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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aksnowman Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair That little faggot got his own jet airplane That little faggot, he's a millionaire holy **** that is the first time i have ever learned to copy and paste something. now to figure out how you guys post videos and its on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aksnowman Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) holy **** i figured it out. Edited January 24, 2019 by aksnowman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Duluth Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 A long long time ago I can still remember how That music used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride Something touched me deep inside The day the music died So Bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die Did you write the book of love And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Do you believe in rock and roll? Can music save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the music died I started singin' Bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die Now, for ten years we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rolling stone But, that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me Oh and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lennon read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the music died We were singin' Bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye And singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and falling fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now the half-time air was sweet perfume While sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the music died? We started singin' Bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye And singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the devil's only friend Oh and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan's spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the music died He was singin' Bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the music years before But the man there said the music wouldn't play And in the streets the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the music died And they were singing Bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die They were singing Bye, bye Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singin' this'll be the day that I die Songwriters: Don Mclean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted January 24, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted January 24, 2019 May all the autumn leaves turn to twenties at your feet And the High and Mighty come to know your thunder We can set the world ablaze But these are early days And there's still a helluva road for us to wander Fistful O' Roses - The Rumjacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank_Drebin Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 “Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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