Being Cautious

[Mrs Glockrunner]

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the 19th hole.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: £5.00

BEEFBURGER: £10.00

CHEESEBURGER: £15.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: £18.50

HAND-JOB: £250.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary cash, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons the attractive bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down the bar to the old golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help you sir?”

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers “Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?”

She looks into his wrinkled eyes, and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I certainly am.”

The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands really well, because I want the cheeseburger.