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A Navy Chief walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
The Chief answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
The sales girl directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, the Chief deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
The sales girl says, confused, asks....
'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
The Chief replies.......
You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco, and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own..........
So does she.
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