A Lady And Her Dog

[Mrs Glockrunner]

One hot summer day, a lady came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The lady said it was hers.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

The lady replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.' 'No way,' said the lady. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!' (You gotta love this)

The lady looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'